Leopard print thongs on guys???!!!??

[li'l Sonz]

Right, I've got a slightly scary story to re-tell......

yesterday in work this guy that comes in regularly came in to get his hair done...... nowt out of the ordinary.... well sort of, but u lot havent seen this guy......

he always wears the tightest of tight, tight trousers, i'm talkin, look like they've been sprayed on they're so tight!!!!!!!

so anyways, getttin back to the story.... yeh my boss said "Sonya, dya wana look after my client and see him through to reception" after he'd finished the dudes hair so I'm like, ok......

my boss then takes this guys gown off him and reveals this guys lovely outfit.... (picture below so u kinda get the drift.....) which was ded tight jeans and a really tight v neck t-shirt which showed off most of his chest teamed with a very fetching belt and cowboy boots!!!!!

he then bends down slightly to pick up his mobile of the place where he'd been sat and revealed.....

A LEOPARD PRINT THONG!!!!!!!??????

I mean, what sort of guy actually wears one of them unless they're pissed up and its a cruel joke their friends have played on him???????

me and my boss both clocked it and i'm tryin so hard not to laugh as i have to take this guy to reception and i'm thinkin my boss is a cnut coz I have to keep a straight face!!!!!

Later on I find out, he isn't in fact gay (which was the first thought) but the £3 tip he gave me for makin him a brew was coz he fancied me!!!!!!!! WTF????

[CANO ...]

Lmao made me chuckle that , but sonz , next time hes in you jus gotta get a pictue

[Naughty_Raver]

Lol, you do get some strange peeps in salons, when I was training to be a hairdresser, there was another salon just down the road a bit from us, we knew the bird that run it. One day this bloke goes into her shop and she gowns him up and starts cutting his hair, but she cant help noticing that his hand is moving under the gown, she finishes off cutting his hair and gets the hairdryer to dry it off a bit, and his hand starts moving even faster under the gown, totally freaked out and alone in the shop, she whacks him over the head with the hairdryer, locks him in the shop and ran to our salon to call police, turns out he was cleaning his glasses....

[cutter]

i prefer my trusty superman thong if you plz


cleaned and scanned by me....

[sirius]

Li'l Sonz, you didnt have to embarass me and blab it to the world! . What happened to salon confidentiality??


Sirius.

[GucciGurl]

Guys should stick to boxers unless they have a really fit a**e.

[woody]

http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum...id=14931&stc=1


dont worry, he's 'armless

[Saysay]

You not tempted Sonz?! lolol What an off putter, think i'd piss me pants if lee decided to wear leopard print thongs!

[Markz]

Originally Posted by Naughty_Raver

Lol, you do get some strange peeps in salons, when I was training to be a hairdresser, there was another salon just down the road a bit from us, we knew the bird that run it. One day this bloke goes into her shop and she gowns him up and starts cutting his hair, but she cant help noticing that his hand is moving under the gown, she finishes off cutting his hair and gets the hairdryer to dry it off a bit, and his hand starts moving even faster under the gown, totally freaked out and alone in the shop, she whacks him over the head with the hairdryer, locks him in the shop and ran to our salon to call police, turns out he was cleaning his glasses....

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[Jiglo]

LOL. Some quality stories there

[li'l Sonz]

I honestly don't know how I managed to keep a straight face while talkin to him after that!!!! I do believe I may be scarred for life tho and I'm unsure how I'll look at him next time he comes in!!!!

[Ponka]

Originally Posted by woody

dont worry, he's 'armless

Groan ................... thats bad that

[nowthen]

Originally Posted by Miss saysay

think i'd piss me pants if lee decided to wear leopard print thongs!

I'd probably piss me pants as well, too tight to get down in time.

[Bubbles]

Top piccy sonz..



I Have seen loads ov thease types get them in the shop all the time the first one i seen i was really shocked but im used to it now they always ask for help in pickin out knickers, dead funny then when they are bending down to see a pair they like they reveal theres they are wearing.

We also get a lot ov men dressed up as women some you can hardly tell the difference but some are really bad , Men are not aloud in the fitting rooms but if they come in dressed as a women we are not aloud to turn them away.

I also got a phone call the other day i answerd the phone said "good afternoon miss selfridge katie speakin how can i help you......"
and this man says "hello i would like to sniff your knickers" i said "what" thinking i heard it wrong and he said "i would like to sniff your knickers please" i said "WOULD YA" and put the phone down... i mean who the hell gets off on askin someone that wierdo..

There are alot ov strange people in the world.

[li'l Sonz]

Some people in this world are just wrong!!!!!!!! I'm sure when I temped @ Xmas a couple of years ago in Miss S in Stockport this cross dresser was lookin for an outfit for new years, we were like "ahem....."