hello to my big bro

[Mini M Jaxx]

hey bro just trying to get to grips with this bloody thing n thought id stop n say please dont shout at me for spelling mistakes or punctuation its 3:30am and im shattered ill speak to ya soon love ur little sister Mini M jaxx

[The Frog Meister]

* puts on big brother suit *

What are you doing up at 3h30!!!!!!! You should be in bed!!!!!!

and how come you have only posted 2 posts????? Christ! Thank God I found you!

If your brother could see you now!!!!! Only 2 posts!!!! you should be ashamed!

Now, you seem to be able to post..... KEEP DOING IT

Sorry it's friday and I'm feck!!!!!

* sits next to Mini M Jaxx * Hello big brother.......

[Dj M Jaxx]

Hi Sis

Dont worry about Beebock, HE IS FRENCH

AWWWW only J/J Beebock mate

Just keep posting more often Sis , you will get the hang of it

Ask mi Mam to make us a cup of tea, The water down hear is a bit Limey-slimey for propper cupa

[The Frog Meister]

Tell me about the water!!! Fecking Hell! IT's SHIT!

And Yes Mini I am French

just post more often.... then you'll be greatly loved, untlike me!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Tell me about the water!!! Fecking Hell! IT's SHIT!

In It m8

Waiter " would you like tea of coffie sir ? "

M Jaxx " I think i'll have tea please "

Waiter " Would you like milk sir "

M Jaxx " Yeeeess please "

Waiter " And sugar "

M Jaxx " OOOoo not for me thanks "

Waiter " Would you like your tea skimed of slime..... or..not sir "

M Jax " Skimed please "

[The Frog Meister]

LOL @ M Jaxx!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Why thank you my French codshite buddy

[The Frog Meister]

We are partners in codshat! LOL!!!!!

just like partners in cime!!!!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally posted by Beebock
We are partners in codshat! LOL!!!!!

just like partners in cime!!!!

Where just 2 lost souls

Swiming in a (COD) fish bowl

Year after year

[The Frog Meister]

How I wish you were here!

LOL

I love pink floyd!

Day after day,
Codshat turns grey
Like the skin on the spliffing man

And night after night
we pretend it's alright
But you are codshiting less
and I have run out of ideas
and nothing is very much fun anymore..............

[Dj M Jaxx]

RRRRRRuuun to the bedroom
Theres a jaffa cake on my tabble
It contains my favorite Tang

Dont look so frightened
this is just a passing faze
one of them codshit days

Would you like something to eat
would you like some eggs to beat
or contanpate a trip to Safeway
OR a hat made out of meat

Would you like to eat some pie
would ya
would ya like, a chicken thigh

would you like to call the s
do you think my head has popped

Why are you running awaaaaayyyyy ( fading into silence )

Pink floyd/ codshite/ jaffa song

COME ON

[The Frog Meister]

Hello hello hello
Is there any codshit in here?

just nod if you can't speak
Are there any jaffas left?

Come on, down,
I hear your feeling down
I can easy your pain,
You ahve one more spliff to gain

There is a lot of pain
In dunking jaffas
Jaxx Will kick you over the horizon
I turn to run
but I got kick,
The harm is gone,
the jaffa drowning

and IIIIIII Have become confortably mashed!

[Dj M Jaxx]

So ya, thought ya, might like to
Go to Tesco



To walk down the ailes
where the jaffas are on show

[Mini M Jaxx]

right this cant be hard lol im a bloody chat room queen im following the instrucyions n still think im going of track somewhere along the lines so bare with me if something dont make any sense
love a Mini M Jaxx

[Dj M Jaxx]

Well done Mini Me

See easy aint it, pull up a chair next to ya big Brother and have a jaffa cake

I would imagin everyone will be around soon to welcome you

Wont you Peeps

M Jaxx : : :