Are you a waste of DNA ? Check here....

[Shooms]

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you
don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...



Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it."



The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your
own.... OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.







1. What do you put in a toaster?





















Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself.



If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.















2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?































Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to
question 3.















3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?







































Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what
the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said
"glass," then go on to Question 4.



























4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he has t time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the
middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where
would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's
land"?

























Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said



ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

























5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
































Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one
degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.







6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales.. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,
six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What
was the name of the bus driver?
































Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!

[jenwah]

LOL ya know, that last one threw me! haha and i nearly got duped by the 1/60 qu LOL

nice one shooms!

[Chris Angels]

I've shocked myself, managed to get them all right

Just tried it on the Mrs and she got the 2nd 1 wrong

[*alicia*]

i got second 1 wrong aswell
i love questions like that i cud do them all day

iv got 1
theres a house an all the sides of the house is south an theres a bear nere the house wat coulor is the bear ???????????

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by *alicia*

i got second 1 wrong aswell
i love questions like that i cud do them all day

iv got 1
theres a house an all the sides of the house is south an theres a bear nere the house wat coulor is the bear ???????????

White?

[*alicia*]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

White?

correct but y

[ilovepiano]

Coz if all the walls were pointing south, then the house would have to be smack bang on the North Pole, and the only bears that I know of that live that far north are polar bears!

[*alicia*]

correct but its the south pole

[rob t]

I stumbled on the green house bit but got the rest correct.... still got some brains left!!!

[GucciGurl]

errrrrrrr, I got the first one wrong and said toast, shall i top myself now?
I cant believe i did that, doh!!

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by *alicia*

correct but its the south pole

lol, if yer house was at the South Pole all the walls would point North, and there ain't no Polar Bears that live there!

[rob t]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

lol, if yer house was at the South Pole all the walls would point North, and there ain't no Polar Bears that live there!

Not even a north polar bear

[*alicia*]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

lol, if yer house was at the South Pole all the walls would point North, and there ain't no Polar Bears that live there!

ok smart arse sum 1s told it me wrong lol

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by rob t

Not even a north polar bear

Lol, polar bears only live at the North Pole - Arctic. Nothing lives at the South Pole - Antarctica, apart from a few penguins. Antarcitca is the only continent that has precisely zero native land mammals.

[fugjostle]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

Lol, polar bears only live at the North Pole - Arctic. Nothing lives at the South Pole - Antarctica, apart from a few penguins. Antarcitca is the only continent that has precisely zero native land mammals.

Humans are the only animals to live at the South Pole (i know there are not native), seals and penguins live off the coast of antartica

Gutted you beat me to it