Bugly Astard

[turpieaj]

Face like a welted welly boot.
Fanny like a burst couch
Fanny like a billposters bucket

[pauly p]

Originally Posted by DAMO 72

face like a fookin smashed crab!!
works for me anyways.lol
DAMO.

Or face like a bag of smashed crabs

[silocybe]

face like a blistered pisspot

[ScouseCol]

a face like a butchers block

a face like a welders bench

a face only a mother could love

dare ya mate to cop for the minger after he/she has taken their face for a shit

[beaker]

face like a well chewed wine gum

face like a wet weekend

face like an angel trippin'

[Konspiracy]

Originally Posted by nowthen

Got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Good One

Got a face like a Bulldog chasing parked cars

Face Like a Melted Welly - a mate of mine went out with a bird who had one of these, she was a right pain in the arse, always causing trouble etc..

"Ere Chris, is Melted out tonight? Nah etc etc"

Harsh but Fair

[warbo]

Originally Posted by italooldskool

looks like theyve had a fire on their face and its been put out with a shovel

lol!, thats a good un

[Pixie]

Face like the back end of a bus

[milenko/]

if i had a face like her, id shave my arse and learn to walk backwards

[ScouseCol]

Originally Posted by milenko/

if i had a face like her, id shave my arse and learn to walk backwards

I remember one similar to this that christian slater said in a film called "Gleaming the Cube" (you'll probs only remember it if ya was into skate boarding at all"

"if i had a poodle with a face like yours I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards"

just thought of another one we used to say an all "he/she's got a face like a kicked in casey" (casey = leather football) for those who don't know.

[milenko/]

deffo a word from the 80`s CASEY not heard that for years