Whats ur real name? & why did u pick ur board name

[nics]

Originally Posted by ScouseCol

well, i seen this bloke once riding a bicycle dead fast and his name was chris boardham or somethin like that, so i asked him: "how da fuchhhhh doya ride dat bikechhh dat fast kidda?"
and he replyed: "it's me mar's pan's of scouse she throws down me nechhh for me tea lad, keeps me fit as fuchhhh !!"
so i thought ahhhh i can use that for me nick name >>> "Scouse".

but scouse on it's own is a bit borin so i needed another bit too it. then i went to visit me nan in hospital and she wasnt allowed to move to go to the toilet so i asked her: "what da fucchhhh doya do wid all ya shite n yellow flow den nan lahhh, if ya can't go da bog ta empty yaself?"
"well", she replyed, "day fit ya wid dis plazzy bag called a colostomy lad"
lookin a bit confused i just said "yeah nan, it's fuccchin lost me an all ald girl" but i thought, 'yeah I'll call me self that >> "ScouseColostomy"

but when i came to register for OSA i looked at me boss nickname and realised it had 15 letters !! so i couldn't use it, cause 15 is my unlucky number cause i was 15 years old the first time i got nicked for robbin this fella's alloys off his ford capri, so i had to shorten it. and what i came up with was:

ScouseCol !!!!

real name = tarquin



ok ok, me names colin and I'm from liverpool, says it all, i just wanted a boss story like some of the others, don't hate me for it

fpmsl

im sat here in work and just nearly choked on me brew reading this

scousecol ur a funny bugger, im gonna be chucklin for the rest of the day!!

[ClaireB]

Errm I chose ClaireB cos its me name !

[eve]

my real name is Rachael.... Eve came from me thinkin i would more than likely be the oldest female on the board so therefore 1st ever woman on earth was Eve and thats where it came from....

[josie]

board name : josie
Real name : joanne
chose it because my fellas mum calls me josie jump off balamory the kiddies programme. dont know why she calls me it, because we are nothing alike. she is dark with dark hair and i am blonde. never mind eh!

[lou-lou]

Originally Posted by ScouseCol

well, i seen this bloke once riding a bicycle dead fast and his name was chris boardham or somethin like that, so i asked him: "how da fuchhhhh doya ride dat bikechhh dat fast kidda?"
and he replyed: "it's me mar's pan's of scouse she throws down me nechhh for me tea lad, keeps me fit as fuchhhh !!"
so i thought ahhhh i can use that for me nick name >>> "Scouse".

but scouse on it's own is a bit borin so i needed another bit too it. then i went to visit me nan in hospital and she wasnt allowed to move to go to the toilet so i asked her: "what da fucchhhh doya do wid all ya shite n yellow flow den nan lahhh, if ya can't go da bog ta empty yaself?"
"well", she replyed, "day fit ya wid dis plazzy bag called a colostomy lad"
lookin a bit confused i just said "yeah nan, it's fuccchin lost me an all ald girl" but i thought, 'yeah I'll call me self that >> "ScouseColostomy"

but when i came to register for OSA i looked at me boss nickname and realised it had 15 letters !! so i couldn't use it, cause 15 is my unlucky number cause i was 15 years old the first time i got nicked for robbin this fella's alloys off his ford capri, so i had to shorten it. and what i came up with was:

ScouseCol !!!!

real name = tarquin



ok ok, me names colin and I'm from liverpool, says it all, i just wanted a boss story like some of the others, don't hate me for it

ha ha pmsl!!!
(nice to meet u at hazy btw!!)

mines Lou lou because me mates called me that at school, (well think Helen started it!)
Real name Louise, dead original dont ya think!!

Thou sumtimes id get subsitute names for lou lou, like toilet, piss bucket, etc etc..........



now ive just dug meself a hole

[RetroAndy]

Originally Posted by lou-lou

ha ha pmsl!!!
(nice to meet u at hazy btw!!)

mines Lou lou because me mates called me that at school, (well think Helen started it!)
Real name Louise, dead original dont ya think!!

Thou sumtimes id get subsitute names for lou lou, like toilet, piss bucket, etc etc..........



now ive just dug meself a hole

Would we .............................

Andy

[cutter]

real name is andrew but i got the name Cutter from when i was a youth and into self harming. i have stopped it now....well at least with sharp instruments

['Shabba']

Originally Posted by TK TONNY

Me names Tonny - yes 2 n's - not tellin ya me surname cause together with me first name its pretty unique, so very tracable. Am the only one in merseyside with my name.

The TK am not tellin because it does TAG's(stay away from the fruity) head in. He's been askin for months.

Anyone who guesses gets a special TK prezzi at the next HAZY

TK - Tiny Knob!!!

[Tigger]

Tigger, aka Andy - I was working at a company in Warrington about 5 years ago and I was sharing an office and 1 phone with 2 other Andrew's, one called Andrew and the other called Andy which kind of left me out of options.

Now, as luck would have it I'd been out on a bit of a night out the the weekend before I started and was still 'full of bounce ' when I got there on Monday, one of the girls commented 'here comes Tigger' and the name just stuck!

And the rest, as they say, is history!

[milenko/]

tiny knob

[milenko/]

mine is MILENKO because its my real name, and its unique and nobody would have it. apart from some devil worshipping I.C.P fan

From deep within the netherlands of shadow walkerscomes another exibit of the dark carnival.

He is the master of the art ofusing magicwithout magic.

He is a necromaster... The craft ofusing magicthrough the dead.Dead meaning both phisically and mentally.

This spectacle shall be witnessedonly by those who are meant to see it.Look deep inside your soul and ask yourself...do you hold a ticket to witness the show?The answer lies within yourself.

He is the fourth to rise.He feeds on ones own greed.He is powered by ones own jealousy,lust and temptation

To envision yourselfwithsomethingthat rightfully does not belong to you... that is the illusion cast by him.

To act upon this vision and seek it out at the expense of another... that is the magic cast by him.

Continuous dreamers of profit at the cost of another arepledged and haunted by his wizardry.

others are content and satisfied with what they can achieve by themselves and have not the urge to tamperwith anothers well being for quick gain.

They see himas a hoax and see no magic or illusion by he.

it is simple HE IS YOU. HIS ILLUSIONS ARE YOUR EVIL THOUGHTS.YOUR EVIL ACTS ARE HIS MAGIC - YESTERDAY< NOW AND FOREVER.

You and he are the fourth to rise... you and he are masters of necromesy...

You the dead and he the magic.

TOGETHER YOU AND HE ARE THE GREAT MILENKO



the great milenko

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I introduce to you an occult sorcerer
Of the ancient craft of Necromancy
A caster of mind-bending illusions
From the nether void of the shadow walkers
A soul from Shangra La, The Great Milenko

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A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses
With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics
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Ladies and Gentlemen
The Great Milenko

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[sgt.lead]

I think you should stop lickin jungle frogs in pol pots mud hut lol

[milenko/]

Originally Posted by sgt.lead

I think you should stop lickin jungle frogs in pol pots mud hut lol

nah, seriously there is an album called the great milenko by the insane clown possie.

i bought it out of curiosity, and its a bit like cypress hill sorta stuff, but very very fucking dark and disturbing, try and d/l it of slsk or somewhere like that you might, just might like it

[Super Freak]

LMFAO Milenko Pure class m8 you realy are a 100% Grade A lunatic

[blue jammer]

Milenko, is your name really that?

LOL It's ok, you'll keep telling me it and asking mine again every 5 mins in hazy x 1000

hehe orrr jear

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Real name Scott

Board name blue jammer, originated from a Chris Morris forum I joined, in fact was first forum I joined back in 2001, and the name just stuck and I've used it for all the 35 (don't ask) forums I've joined since.

The name blue jammer comes from Chris Morris' radio show Blue Jam, I just added the 'mer to it to pad it out as someone had already joined under the name of Blue Jam.

It's nothing to do with porn, as one person on another forum suggested "ahh blue jammer, yeah he dubs off porn all day"