Sirius hasn't posted for a while has he?

[WAFC]

It couldn't be? Could it? Right Wing Views, Bizare Sexual Desires, Total state of depression? From the north west area. My god.

National Front member died during sex act


A SENIOR member of the far-right National Front party accidentally
killed himself while carrying out a bizarre sex act.

Kristian Etchells, 29, was found dead in a store cupboard at his
Oldham flat with a black kettle-flex around his neck and with a
picture of a woman dressed as a schoolgirl on the floor, an inquest
was told.

Pc Robert Fitzgerald from Oldham Police told the inquest at the
town's magistrates' court: "In my opinion it was not an attempt to
take his own life."

He said he believed Etchells died while enjoying some sort of sexual
gratification. The flex looked like it had been tied to a door
handle, he said.

Etchells, of Dale House in High Street, Shaw, polled just 62 votes
when he stood for the National Front in the Lees area of Oldham in
the May 2003 local elections.

Later the same year he was sentenced to a 12 month community
rehabilitation order after threatening an Asian taxi driver with a
hunting knife.

He was also jailed for a short period last year after throwing eggs
and shouting racist taunts after an anti-Nazi march in Burnley. His
political views and his criminal convictions were not mentioned in
court.

The inquest in Oldham was told he had left school at 16 and had
trained as a tattooist in Manchester.

His father, Richard Etchells, told the court his interests included
body art, music and using a computer. In the past two years he had
been seeing a doctor for depression, but Mr Etchells said he believed
this might have been a means for claiming unemployment benefit. He
had never tried to harm himself and had never spoken about killing
himself, Mr Etchells said.

Police were called to the 29-year-old's block of flats on August 19
last year. Etchells's body was found in a store cupboard down a
corridor. A Home Office pathologist said in a statement he believed
the cause of death was asphyxia. There were ligature marks on his
neck.

Coroner Simon Nelson recorded a verdict of misadventure. He
said: "I'm satisfied that he did not intend to kill himself. The more
probable explanation is that he decided deliberately to place himself
in a situation where he might achieve some form of sexual
gratification, which resulted in an unexpected death."

He added: "It was an act committed in the confines of his home and as
such was a matter for the individual. However, it would be
inappropriate if I did not raise the issue of the dangers of such an
act. There are risks when these actions are taken by members of
society."

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by WAFC

It couldn't be? Could it? Right Wing Views, Bizare Sexual Desires, Total state of depression? From the north west area. My god.

LMFAO

RIP Sirius - you will be sorely missed....

[WAFC]

I actually after 10 years know what his name means now. Sirius is the brightest star in the solar system.I overheard some cockhead on the train talking loudly about planets. 7 o clock in the morning everyone on the train is trying to sleep and this clown is going on about planets. I always thought his name was a clever play on words as in serious but said in a Burnley accent as lets face it . he's hardly the most light hearted and jovial soul around. I thought he was cleverer than he actually was. It turns out he's not clever he's just read to many copies of "The Flag" and watched a bit of The Sky At Night when he's been waiting for the 10 minute free trailer on the adult channel. Sirius I'm disapointed and I await your comments.

[misstickle]

lol haha, oh how i miss the days of sirius and his political banter!

But i can assure you all that Sirius is still alive and well and poisoning the minds of poor unsuspecting internet users with his fascism bacteria

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by WAFC

Sirius is the brightest star in the solar system.

The brightest star in the solar system? lol, there's only one star in the solar system and that's the sun. Sirius (also known as the Dog Star) is the brightest star in the night sky with a magnitude of -1.46

Sirius is also what is known as a binary star, meaning that there are actually two stars orbiting each other - Sirus A (the bright one), and Sirius B.

And hasn't he taken hs name from this?

[WAFC]

quite simply it's time to let someone else have a go at this board. if you all really love this stuff so much. i've wrote for a couple of magazines before and shall we say i'm not as restricted in them as i am on the internet. if want em pm me.

[WAFC]

i neither know,nor care what the biggest star is in the sky. it's not something i tend to bother about. howver feel free to masterbate with both enthusiasm and aggression due to the fact that after 6 years you've finally been able to teach me something.

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

The brightest star in the solar system? lol, there's only one star in the solar system and that's the sun. Sirius (also known as the Dog Star) is the brightest star in the night sky with a magnitude of -1.46

Sirius is also what is known as a binary star, meaning that there are actually two stars orbiting each other - Sirus A (the bright one), and Sirius B.

And hasn't he taken hs name from this?

lol yep, you're right ILP, he named himself after a frigging keyboard

He'll always shine like a star in my eyes though lol

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by WAFC

quite simply it's time to let someone else have a go at this board

lol true, but whoever it is aint half as entertaining as we were