Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

[Northern Star]

Oh god....i cant stand it any longer.....

The woman i sit next to at work...she is all right...but she keeps stuffing her face with food and speaking with her mouth full....then she starts smaking her lips together and making all these damned awful squishy noises with the food she has in her mouth......its F**kin RANK!!!!!!!

This is one of my biggest pet hates and short of plugging my ears up in a desperate bid to block out the noise there aint much i can do bout it!!!!


How do u tell sum1 in a nice way to stop eating like a pig cus they are knocking u sick

[sgt.lead]

Just say"are you enjoying that"when she replies yes you say "Fuckin sounds like it too"say it laughing but she will get the message,and if she does`nt its an ice breaker for more verbal abuse if it should persist lol

[Dj Ben Fisher]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

Oh god....i cant stand it any longer.....

The woman i sit next to at work...she is all right...but she keeps stuffing her face with food and speaking with her mouth full....then she starts smaking her lips together and making all these damned awful squishy noises with the food she has in her mouth......its F**kin RANK!!!!!!!

This is one of my biggest pet hates and short of plugging my ears up in a desperate bid to block out the noise there aint much i can do bout it!!!!


How do u tell sum1 in a nice way to stop eating like a pig cus they are knocking u sick

ha ha . . have to say that riles me as well when folk do that . . . . . .

only one way to tell em imo . . .

Oi can you not eat like a fookin pig in me ear cos its doin my nut in . . lol j/kin

[nics]

just tell her straight and tell the munter to get her mush out of the troff!!!

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by sgt.lead

Just say"are you enjoying that"when she replies yes you say "Fuckin sounds like it too"say it laughing but she will get the message,and if she does`nt its an ice breaker for more verbal abuse if it should persist lol

LOLOLOL F**king hell...thats just cracked me up......cheers Jonni i needed that LOLOL PMFSL!!!!!!!!! Ill try that next time!!!

Originally Posted by Dj Ben Fisher

ha ha . . have to say that riles me as well when folk do that . . . . . .

only one way to tell em imo . . .

Oi can you not eat like a fookin pig in me ear cos its doin my nut in . . lol j/kin

I hear ya Ben....it makes me physically sick...getting to the point where i have to walk out of the room for 5......and she is a big fan of banana's (the yellow kind) which are the worse things in the world if sum1 has nasty table manners!!!!

Originally Posted by nics

just tell her straight and tell the munter to get her mush out of the troff!!!

PMSL you certainly have a way with words huns......love it

[Dj Ben Fisher]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

..and she is a big fan of banana's (the yellow kind) which are the worse things in the world if sum1 has nasty table manners!!!!

ewwwwwww i feel for ya's now . . . . . fookin nana's they make me sick just thinkin bout em . . lol

[Super Freak]

ROFL tis easy m8, just E-mail her this link http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum...ad.php?t=43341j/k

[milenko/]

just shout........oi you fucking skeg , shut your mouth or ill cut your stomach out and feed it to my dog!

i just hope you can stand the smell of shit coz if she stops eating it means she must have shit herself

small price to pay though eh

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Dj Ben Fisher

ewwwwwww i feel for ya's now . . . . . fookin nana's they make me sick just thinkin bout em . . lol

Awwww Gross....... im gonna heave now!!!!!

Originally Posted by Super Freak

ROFL tis easy m8, just E-mail her this link http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/foru....php?t=43341j/k

I would if i thought id get away

Originally Posted by milenko/

ill cut your stomach out and feed it to my dog!

Have you seent he size of my dog........she would eat it alive.....

[Super Freak]

LOL aktuly the best way is to do it back to her, that way she can see how grim it is

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Super Freak

LOL aktuly the best way is to do it back to her, that way she can see how grim it is

Aw god i couldnt for shame hun!!!!

it reminds me o my grandad when i was small...the amount of food he used to be able stuff in his gob all at once must have broke records......disgraceful....specially when he would ram that much in sum of the food would hang out cus there wasnt enough room...totally not good at all!!!!!

[ScouseCol]

Reminds me a bit of the cookie monster off seasame street, I'm pretty sure I have the MP3 of "C is for Cookie - by the cookie monster" somewhere on a CD. I can send it you if you like, and you can play it while you're sitting next to her as you stuff your face with crisps or jacobs crackers n the like, makin an awfull mess. I'm sure that would get the point accross and would deffo make you popular around the office.

MMmmmm mmm mmmm mmm cookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by ScouseCol

Reminds me a bit of the cookie monster off seasame street, I'm pretty sure I have the MP3 of "C is for Cookie - by the cookie monster" somewhere on a CD. I can send it you if you like, and you can play it while you're sitting next to her as you stuff your face with crisps or jacobs crackers n the like, makin an awfull mess. I'm sure that would get the point accross and would deffo make you popular around the office.

MMmmmm mmm mmmm mmm cookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!

Bloody brilliant idea!!!!!

yes yes ill have it then download it to my fone and when ever she is doin it i will subtley play it think this could work!!!!!!

Col u are a saviour lol!!!!!

[ScouseCol]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

Bloody brilliant idea!!!!!

yes yes ill have it then download it to my fone and when ever she is doin it i will subtley play it think this could work!!!!!!

Col u are a saviour lol!!!!!

I didn't have the cookie moster - C is for cookie mp3 on any of my CD's, i thought i did.... so i decided to do a search for it, and strangely enough i found several versions of the song. including, C is for Cookie - The Disco mix, Funky mix, Sweet mix, and the Cookie Monster Rap lmfao !!!!

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by ScouseCol

I didn't have the cookie moster - C is for cookie mp3 on any of my CD's, i thought i did.... so i decided to do a search for it, and strangely enough i found several versions of the song. including, C is for Cookie - The Disco mix, Funky mix, Sweet mix, and the Cookie Monster Rap lmfao !!!!

Well which ever makes the nastiest noises will do for me hahahaha!!!!!!