oh dear old skool anthemz big brother

[STEADMANSCOTT]

PMSL funny as feck

why is it me gettin bumbed? hahahahaha

this is gona sound stupid who is akinwale??

[cam]

Originally Posted by STUDMANSCOTT

PMSL

why is it me gettin bumbed? hahahahaha

this is gona sound stupid who is akinwale??

Thats why lol

Its Purple Acky, you might be a bit young to know who he is mate, theres a thread on him in chill out if you search for it, probably has purple in the title, that should find it quick

Cant do it meself got a torrent going and the nets tooooooooooo slow

[Super Freak]

Originally Posted by AB45

Can i just add that i wasnt that shocked by the bummings. As a matter of fact back in the old days we used have it done properly during our time in national service. Call that a bumming .. you dont know your born yet. After a proper reaming in my day you couldnt walk for a month im tellin you.

Class WAFC

Where is the recuitment office.
this whole thread is the funnest thing I've read in ages

[Super Freak]

LOL WAFC we are all waiting with baited breth for the next instalment

[WAFC]

Day 9
Big Brother has decreed that due to yesterdays brutality and with it also being eviction day the housemates are entitled to a "lie in" until 10.00am. Therefore all the housemates are still in bed. That is except for Akinwale who is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. Akinwale is smiling and whistling and has that "special glint" in his eye, It is obvious to all the viewing audience that Akinwale is in love. With the feast prepared Akinwale slips into novelity basque pinifore and makes his way towards steadmans room. Akinwale quietly lets himself in and announces "Good Morning Darling, I've made you Breakfast in Bed. Boiled Egg and Soldiers to dip in as I know how you like dipping." Steadman recoils in horror. He has the look of a frightend rabbit as it catches the glaze of oncoming headlights.
"H,H,Ha,Ha,Hav,Have you got a bonk on?" stammers a clearly petrified Steadman. It appears that AKinwale has fashioned a hole in the knickers part of the pinifore and is sporting a large,distinguished and bulbous erection that is pointing menacingly in Steadmans direction. The voice of Big Brotehr interupts the impending slaughter.
"CAN ALL CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO THE LIVING ROOM AS IT EVICTION TIME."
Steadman is saved.
Shooms is first into the Big Brother Diary Room. Shooms is nursing a hangover the size of Acky's cock. "Superfreak" slurrs Shooms "Get rid of him.", next is in Miss Tickle, the rejected one votes for Sirius.Sirius is next in and Burnleys very own Oswald Moseley votes for Miss Tickle in an act of spiteful revenge.Superfreak is next in and votes for AB45. Akinwale is next in.He is still in pinifore,still grinning and disturbingly still stood to attention.Akinwale chooses Jonnypink.Jonnypink is next in and chooses Cam.Valentina is up next and chooses Akinwale. "What's the use in a gay black man?" remarks Valentina on the way out. Steadmans turn, he ambles into the diary room with a walk akin to that of John Wayne. Big Brother asks Steadman to sit " I can't." replies Steadman. "I'm sore." rather unsurprisingly Steadman chooses Akinwale. Grad is next in and votes for Superfreak. AB45 trundles in on his Shopmobility cart. AB45 asks Big Brother to speak up at least a dozen times before picking Superfreak. Cam is last in. He is still drunk and still cluthcing his bottle of vinegar, Cam has 3 day old vomit down the front of his flamboyant Paul Smith shirt. Cam looks at Big Brother farts, laughs then shouts "GREEN BINS,GREEN BINS." Cam gets up urinates on the floor laughs and staggers out of the room. Valentina then slips back into the diary room unoticed by all.

So it is Superfreak who must leave the asylu sorry Big Brother House. He bids a tearful farewell to Jonnypink. They indulge in one final touching embrace. On leaving the house Superfreak is greated by the mayor of skelmersdale where he is presented with the keys to little digmoor and the concourse for life.

[Super Freak]

Class m8, sounds like I had a luky escape it would only av been a mater of time before Akinwale saw me as a threat and a contender for stedmans ass, sorry steaman I carnt help you now. LOL.

[WAFC]

Day 9
Jonnypink seems to be taking Superfreaks departure from the Big Brother houselhold very badly. He has borrowed a Blackshirt from Sirius and Blakc Leather Gimp pants from Cam and is sitting is his darklened locked room playing Maggie May by Rod Stewart over and over again.AB45 states that Rod was never any good after the left The Faces while Grad states that he likes Rod and has just come into in Leigh in a big way. Sirius asks Akinwale has he ever watched American History X. Akinwale replies that he hasn't and retorts that Sirius needs to tone his biceps up. as they are pathetic.Steadman keeps a careful distacne from Akinwale, while Miss Tickle is reciting a Steve Biko speech over and over again.Valentina is still in the diary room although Steadman pipes up "I'm sure I heard something buzzing in their before, it was like a buzzing bee ot something. buzz,buzz" laughs steadman. More worringly however Jonnypink asks Cam could he procure him a length of rope. As the housemates retire for the evening Big Brother announces that in two days there is to be a no alcahol day pure physical training and gymnasium day. This goes down like a 15 quid Kings Cross Brass with Shooms and Cam however Akinwale is delighted with this and struggles to sleep such is his excitement.

tomorrow. Ready on the lights for the camera and the action, till death do us part and Akinwales big day. I bet you can't wait.

[STEADMANSCOTT]

please dont let him bum me again lol

funny as feck

val buzz buzz buzz buzz lol

[Super Freak]

Originally Posted by STUDMANSCOTT

please dont let him bum me again lol

funny as feck

val buzz buzz buzz buzz lol

LMFAO looks like your back gate is going to get so kicked in its gonna be hanging off the hinges

Val whatever is making that buzzing nosie if you have a spare one throw it over the fence cos i looks like i'll be needing it, with no pink crusaider to do the biz

[WAFC]

well done for being reet about it and not getting worked up. especially steadman,val and sirius who if were being honest i've ripped to pieces. well done again and i'll see you right in the furure.

[Super Freak]

Originally Posted by WAFC

well done for being reet about it and not getting worked up. you've all took a fair bit of abuse from me.

No problems mate, some of the funnist shit I've read since I joined OSA
Just so long as akin dont win it, keep up the good work, carn't wait for tomorows edition of OSA BB.

Will Stedman survive the ass battering?
Will AB45 go completly cenile?
Will Cam and Shooms boil down Sirius boot polish for DMC?
Will Val have enugh battries?

[cam]

sheer class!!!!!!!

how come you got me down to a T ?

[misstickle]

lol I'm well enjoying this one!

Dont you think that we should have a poll though so that the viewers can evict people every week???

[Super Freak]

Originally Posted by misstickle

lol I'm well enjoying this one!

Dont you think that we should have a poll though so that the viewers can evict people every week???

LOL good idea bout the poll

[STEADMANSCOTT]

no worries loved it lol (not the bummin part ) lol

WE WANT MORE!!!!!!
WE WANT MORE!!!!!!

Get writing WAFC!!