Them things that you haven't done for ages

[blue jammer]

... like dismantling a bed and re-assembling it, using....

BASTARD ALAN KEYS, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how fucking mad is that?!

Bed has been 'up' for hmmm must be 3-4 years now, and sorted, never had a problem with it, metal frame, tasty matress, mint.

Come to it tonight to shift the bastard into another room, and takes me nearly 2 hours to find me alan keys

They were in one of them 'safe places' (why the fuck do we do that? should just put them on a chain round ya neck)

Anyway, sorted it in the end, but me fingers are all narled now, so was trying to type sommat to plebhead earler and it came out like this:

blue jammer: that sod agin
blue jammer: again
blue jammer: agin, with a bottle of gib?
blue jammer: ginb
blue jammer: gin, fuckit
blue jammer: fucking fingers
Plebhead: pmsl
Plebhead: lol
blue jammer: lol all me fingers are all narled from using alan keys on the bed lol
blue jammer: fiddly bastard thing

What haven't you done for ages that has either baffled you, or pecked your head?

[PlebHead]

lol. mate almost everything baffles me, i forget what im doing half way throu doing things, like making a brew ill forget to put the sugar, coffee, tea etc in the cup and just pour the water in, then ill go to put the milk in the cupboard. or if i pour a cold drink, and the bottles empty, ill go to put me drink in the bin instead of the empty bottle. ill think "right ill go do that" get up move and forget and end up stodd there or walking about like a spaz trying to think what it was i was gonna do, neet looks at me sometimes and just shakes her head

[PlebHead]

which on the subject........ what was i supposed to remind you to remind me to remind you about?

[dj_jam]

just done that...two of em on me own...one wooden double bed and a metal bunk bed..it was piss....what were so hard bout it?

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by blue jammer

They were in one of them 'safe places' (why the fuck do we do that? should just put them on a chain round ya neck)

Init!! We have about 4 alun keys around the house somewhere, you always find them when you dont need them and when the time comes to dismantle summat there never there!! I reckon little house monkeys shift them around the house, the sods!!

[Saysay]

Ooow another thing, when your having something delivered to your house the people say they will be there between 8am and 10am, so you get up at 7.30am and they dont bloody turn up till half 9! (like today!!) lol Always the same everytime, that or they turn up earlier when your still in bed and you have to drag yourself out of it, hair everywhere looking like cave girl!!

[dj_jam]

Originally Posted by Miss saysay

Ooow another thing, when your having something delivered to your house the people say they will be there between 8am and 10am, so you get up at 7.30am and they dont bloody turn up till half 9! (like today!!) lol Always the same everytime, that or they turn up earlier when your still in bed and you have to drag yourself out of it, hair everywhere looking like cave girl!!

ive had that twice this week..but i had to get up and go wait in some one elses house for it...so thats getting up even earlier! (doleys are usefull see)

and cave girl? lol

[acestu]

Who invented Alan Keys anyway ? Was it Alan...


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Acestu as ever!!