Skiprat vs Donna - you decide

[milenko/]

Originally Posted by cam

no fella is more like

Ay up lad, tha's reet in for a surprise when I drop me thongs, av prolly gora dick bigger than yours

HAHAHA,
PMSFL ACE

[cam]

Originally Posted by milenko/

HAHAHA,
PMSFL ACE

telling ya mate shes turned into a proper lad !!!

Although she has been on steroids for a couple of years for some medical condition thats made her look pretty rough specially after she was hammering the tablets as well.

Shes off them now I think, off both as it happens so as long as she gets shut of her sunbed habit she might get back to what she was like previously

[WAFC]

that the rat beats donna hands down 16-70. donna has never been nice cam,honestly,trust me on that one. skiprat is the worst bird i've been out with, not shagged worst bird i've been out with, the worst bird i shagged was in fact liz. however. we have a more pressing issue on this board. woman actually thinking that skiprat is attractive. er,erm look i'll admit she's not bad, but she's not attractive. i'm sorry but that picture is not attractive. i wouldn't havce give him the link in the first place if i thought she looked remotely attractive in the picture, thats the reason why i have posted the "skiprat out on the town" picture in which 90% of lads would look at it and say "yep why not".

what makes that picture attractive?

[cam]

Well I shall get a picture of donna from when I was with her and we shall see if she was attractive then or not, as for liz

What kind of a friend shags your bird while your unconsious on beer and poppers ??

Yes its WAFC boy did I rip into you for that she was shuch a slapper, you never did try a 3 some with her like me matt and budge, didnt miss much to be honest with all her

" ooooooooo i must be the luckiest bird in the world, look at all these lovely cocks " we were all floopy of some sniff

Now she was quality that girl

[WAFC]

get over it, she was crap. she wasn't fit at all, she looked like a bloke in 1993 and she still does now. skiprat was probably crap then i never got to the stage of looking at photos of her when she was younger although she did try a couple of times. if you want to post a picture of donna when she was 17 then go for it. i do sense some issues here. as for liz nah to be honest i knocked her back, she offered to give me a nosh but i declined on the grounds that you were in the room. i think i did have a bit of a snog with her one night though yep in fact i did, and do you know what the clown said to me"mmmmm you're a confident kisser"
liz - loon

[cam]

Yep just a kiss, I know thats all that happened when you went off for your early morning walk on the beach together

I do however know why your denying it and who wouldnt, well i dont

[WAFC]

thats bollox,all woman are bad,bad bullshitters you know that cam,all that happend there was that we walked down the front and liz kept saying in that annoying voice"take yer top off" "fuck off" said i i'll tell you when it was. it was up wigan one night after we'd come out of 15's.i think you'd fcked her by then.no in fact i know you had as it was a couple of weeks after the infamous car incident where we had to drag her home. i figured you wouldn't have minded to much seeing as you'd already propositioned me during your relationship with her as to whether i fancied spitroasting the diary keeping one, another request which i declined. by the way cam my mums fitter than yours.

[cam]

Originally Posted by WAFC

thats bollox,all woman are bad,bad bullshitters you know that cam,all that happend there was that we walked down the front and liz kept saying in that annoying voice"take yer top off" "fuck off" said i i'll tell you when it was. it was up wigan one night after we'd come out of 15's.i think you'd fcked her by then.no in fact i know you had as it was a couple of weeks after the infamous car incident where we had to drag her home. i figured you wouldn't have minded to much seeing as you'd already propositioned me during your relationship with her as to whether i fancied spitroasting the diary keeping one, another request which i declined. by the way cam my mums fitter than yours.

ever heard the saying " you cant kid a kidder can you kid" ?

and as for mums, I dont look at my mum in that way, ive never been that way inclined, apart from the Incest is the way forward business on lycos chat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WAFC]

and you're far from a kidder. thats the truth. i walked down the beech with adrian mole but that was it and if i recall rightly as my memory is excellent and you know that as well cam. i started arguing with a bloke selling rock as they only had preston north end rock and no wigan athletic. if she's saying we did then er, theres nothing much i can or want to do about it as it's pretty well known she;s not plugged in.

[cam]

I dont remember, last thing I remember was gaffing up and saying, Im gonig to carry on, ive sicked up blood before and carried on.

At that point you were institches and I think you had to help me back after that.

[WAFC]

on skiprats life i swear it.

[cam]

Originally Posted by WAFC

on skiprats life i swear it.

well thats good enough for me then lol