Kerrys split with Brian

[cam]

Well well well, and shes bought a house to be close to her mother in Warrington as well. I reckon thats a cover story, I reckon shes in search of Mr Kipp really, I mean come on who wouldnt be ?

Lets hope he forgives her this time and gives her a good time out cause shes all upset.

Although Mr Kipp she comes with a fair bit of baggage now fella

[grad]

wow that'll be music to his ears...

[Wolfy]

I'm amazed its lasted so long tbh! He shagged a stripper on his stag do!!

She's a minger anyway

[cam]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

She's a minger anyway

I but a fairly well off minger, so she aint that bad a catch for the average warringtonarian

[JohnnyPink]

Truly gutted for her. I hope she can move on from this extremely unfortunate incident and look forward to rebuilding her new life away from brain. I wish the best of luck and fortune to come to her now and in the future.

Just as long as she DOESN'T come back to the wire. STAY AWAY.

Unless she gotta a proposition for me. She can call 07*** *** ***.


'what, i'm male ain't i. + she got huuuuuuuuuuuge babylons.'

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

She's a minger anyway

i think that too. I count myself so lucky i didn't kop for her at 1:50am that saturday. Proper 10 too 2 bird.

[Wolfy]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

i think that too. I count myself so lucky i didn't kop for her at 1:50am that saturday. Proper 10 too 2 bird.

lol, oh ok I see.....lol. good effort

In a game of 'Tit Cricket' she certainly gets a 6

[cam]

I think birds with more money than looks are worth a few years of your life though to get a decent divorce pay out, like what job would you get that could pay out 500,000 for 2 years work ?

[Wolfy]

Originally Posted by cam

, like what job would you get that could pay out 500,000 for 2 years work ?

Arms Dealer
Coke Dealer
Hooker (you would be quite busy though)
Lapdancer (maybe some extras)
Premiership footballer
Jeffery Archer
Cant think of any more...

[cam]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

Arms Dealer
Coke Dealer
Hooker (you would be quite busy though)
Lapdancer (maybe some extras)
Premiership footballer
Jeffery Archer
Cant think of any more...

and which are you qualifed to do ??? or which could you turn your hand to tomorrow ????

Bet ya could pick up a minger tomorrow though

[Wolfy]

Originally Posted by cam

and which are you qualifed to do ??? or which could you turn your hand to tomorrow ????

Bet ya could pick up a minger tomorrow though

lol, ok its time to reveal my true identity - I am the best coke snorting, arms dealing lapdance loving hooker shaggin Premiership footballer in the UK.

Tonight Matthew - I am Kieron Dyer!

Minger's with money though are not thick on the ground....

I'd do a 2 stretch for £500k!!

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

Arms Dealer
Coke Dealer
Hooker (you would be quite busy though)
Lapdancer (maybe some extras)
Premiership footballer
Jeffery Archer
Cant think of any more...

Easy cam. I could do all these apart from being jeffro archie.

Arms dealer - Just need to cut off a load of arms.
Coke dealer - Go rob some cola from the BP station down road.
Hooker - Not keen on rugby but could do it for 500,000
Lapdancer - Have you seen my legs, worth loads bud.
Premiership footballer - I'd deffo get signed by Leeds, shame they not in prem anymore but i could easy play for them.

[grad]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

i think that too. I count myself so lucky i didn't kop for her at 1:50am that saturday. Proper 10 too 2 bird.

so lucky it hurts eh...scarred you for life that one didn't it..

[cam]

your all vagabonds and rouges I thought this place was a haven for love and affection im shocked

[WAFC]

they get back together he belts the fuck out of her maims her for life so she can't open that annoying gob anymore. she then hires a hit man to blow him away. this ensures there annoying cheesyalways happy faces never darken my morning paper again.