Do you work with an ar$=hole?

[stuck in Aahz]

My co-worker happens to be one of these people.

His wife is a mental case and calls him no less than 8 or 10 times a day, then talks for about 10 or 20 minutes each time. I can hear him codling her and reasuring his love to her all the time. Makes me sick! When he's not in the office, his phone rings constantly from his wack wife trying to reach him. I refuse to answer it. He walks out of a meeting and calls his wife on his cell phone as he's walking back to his office every time.

He takes time off and never tells me about it, so I can never plan my holidays with any assurance, because one of us has to be here at all times. He comes in late every day, undressed, then takes another 15 mins to dress. He never talks to anyone unless spoken to. I can never leave work for him in my absense cuz he'll screw it up every time, which causes more work for me to fix it!

Anyone else have to put up with annoying workmates?

[cam]

Pick up the phone and tell her that he gone to lunch with the Secratery for a business meal

Thenk next time she calls, say he's inspecting the work that the cleaners have been doing, with the cleaners,

Next time say he's out with a female co worker

just cause general shit cause you can

[Northern Star]

I work with a lot menoposal women complaining they are too hot all the time......! it really annoys me cus i always get bollocked for having my radiator on, just cus they never stop cackling!

[doolz]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

I work with a lot menoposal women complaining they are too hot all the time......! it really annoys me cus i always get bollocked for having my radiator on, just cus they never stop cackling!

yeah but babes ypu like teh radiator on in mid summer

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by doolz

yeah but babes ypu like teh radiator on in mid summer

But they have the air con on in the middle of winter...but we dont moan! hahahaha we just sit with our coats on in protest...

[Konspiracy]

Our place is full of them..

Workshy bastards, The Big "I AMs", Two faced Tw*ts, Thick as Pig Shites,
Arse Licking Ladder Climbers, Slaggy Wives who shag their boss, Arrogant Dozy Bosses Sons, Big Bullshitting Blaggers, Perennial Sick-Notes, Turkeys promoted out of Harms Way...the list goes on...

But there are also some really sound people too, it doesnt take long to realise who is who

[lippiatte]

i once worked with this guy named Rick that would constantly try my patience. he was constantly interrupting me while working, with lame ass stories about his late-night escapades, who he raced on the way to work in his turrrrbo toyoootaaaa suuuupraaa, and lots of other mumbo jumbo. he wouldn't do shit at work, and i would always be the one that caught hell for it. this knuckle-head thought it would be a good idea to go around the workplace every day, and remove a screw or nut-n-bolt from something hoping one day that the place would cave in. a real twat in other words.

can't stand a$$holes like that.

[cam]

Originally Posted by lippiatte

this knuckle-head thought it would be a good idea to go around the workplace every day, and remove a screw or nut-n-bolt from something hoping one day that the place would cave in.

what a prize bellend !



Konspiracy seems there are a few that piss you off at work then lol

[Konspiracy]

Originally Posted by cam

Konspiracy seems there are a few that piss you off at work then lol

lol - nah, there loads of people at our gaff and you do meet a few binheads from time to time

[Konspiracy]

Incidentally I fall into the workshy bastards category, thats why Im always on here...

[sirius]

I count myself lucky to work where I do! hahaha. Theres no abundance of power craving, no backstabbing (to my knowledge anyway! lol), not many shirkers and most are good folk. :bliss:

Im one fortunate devil


Sirius.

[RetroAndy]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

I work with a lot menoposal women complaining they are too hot all the time......! it really annoys me cus i always get bollocked for having my radiator on, just cus they never stop cackling!

Sounds like my place this. All the older women just cant top gossiping all day i tell ya

I am the only lad in the offices but theres plenty of males in other deptartments and non of us can get over the women and there need to be in the know about everyones life. Not all the women are like it though deffo not the younger lasses.

Andy

[stuck in Aahz]

Originally Posted by lippiatte

i once worked with this guy named Rick that would constantly try my patience. he was constantly interrupting me while working, with lame ass stories about his late-night escapades, who he raced on the way to work in his turrrrbo toyoootaaaa suuuupraaa, and lots of other mumbo jumbo. he wouldn't do shit at work, and i would always be the one that caught hell for it. this knuckle-head thought it would be a good idea to go around the workplace every day, and remove a screw or nut-n-bolt from something hoping one day that the place would cave in. a real twat in other words.

can't stand a$$holes like that.

WaaaaaHaaayyyyy!!! Oi Oi, you bastard!! He's talkin about me! I was always tellin him about the rave scene, and did eventually talk him into going (of course only one night is what it took). And yes, I did go around removing screws from various machines at work in hopes that one day the place would cave in!!!

[ilovepiano]

LOL, if arseholes could fly, my workplace would be an airport...

[grad]

Originally Posted by stuck in Aahz

He comes in late every day, undressed...

one for the police that mate