Today

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Today is my Birthday,
A thousand pounds I'll give away,
On second thoughts I deem it best,
To put it in my old oak chest.



My grandad used to say this all the time before he snuffed it, did you grand parents used to do mad shit ????

Another thing he used to do was if I ever brought a freind round to his house, he'd say ( very convincingly )

" I know you " ( when they looked at ease thinking oh thank fuck for that he would say )

" your father was a duck "

mad mad mad old man, when he was dieing in hospital he sent me and my uncle out the room cause a nice young nurse was going to give him a body scrub and he was well looking forward to it what a nutter he only had about 4 hours left..........