old skool anthems big brother the introductions

[WAFC]

right sod it i'm going to do, put an idea in my head and i will do it.move that piece of ass and i'll follow as that bloke rapped on that take me away song years ago.

que davinia mccall "hi everybody and welcome to the 1st ever old skool anthemz big brother." que hysterical crowd cheering. first of all let's introduce all the housemates to you viewers at home.

Akinwale Arobieke - Tall,Dark,Menacing Nigerian. Well known to the male youth of Liverpool,Wigan,St Helens and Leigh.

Cam - Lanky streak of blonde piss, looks like the griffin from the midland bank adverts. thinks of himsself as a bit of a charmer with the laydeees.

Grad - Professional Leyther(someone ffrom Leigh) is rumoured to be sad at leaving behind his homeland where all his far to loving cousins and sisters live.

Shoomster - Brummie, Exiled in Portsmouth, Reputed Sasha Devotee with a penchant for causing mayhem in Supermarkets.

Sirius - Sounds old probably remembers when it "wer all fields roundt burnley andt we allt wore clogs." likes to think of himself as a philosophical type.

Northern Minx - A Dali Lama devotee, likes the spiritual side of things. Also lists Emmaline Pankhurst as one of her heros.

Doolz - Cockney cheeky Chappi with a sly wit and a hatred for big brother. forced in against his will.

Day 1 on Monday. If I ever go to one of the meet up things I'm going to die.

[Shooms]

errrrmmmm ????

only one female companion amongst 5 lads & a bummer... ?

gutted....

my moneys on Cam being caught wanking in the toilets 1st....

[cam]

ive already knocked one off

[doolz]

il jus sit an take the piss then shal i
also il mention loads of brand names so big brother have to cut the sound all the time

yay hrs and hrs of everyone listening to tweety birds

[northern minx]

pmsl

but why oh why did u pick me to be the only girl in ere? ? ?
and with all these lot, bloody el, can i please vote meself out


u cud of at least put konspiracy and tall paul in ere for my eye candy lol
and marchweil as another dalai lama devotee

Originally Posted by WAFC

Northern Minx - A Dali Lama devotee, likes the spiritual side of things. Also lists Emmaline Pankhurst as one of her heros.

not a bad description of me! lol

i thought her name was emily pankhurst ?

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by Shoomster

errrrmmmm ????

only one female companion amongst 5 lads & a bummer... ?

yeah I wanna know that n all, know I weren't around much last week but am back & in full joker styleeeeeeeee

[northern minx]

and i still wana know why he picked me as the only girl! ????? answers on a postcard please

i wana talk to big brother about this, diary room now!

and wen can i get out of ere ?

[doolz]

ive allready escaped
by making a rope lader out of the hair trapped in the plug hole of the bath

[northern minx]

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh who's hair was that then..

[doolz]

Originally Posted by northern minx

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh who's hair was that then..

everyines in the house opf course

[cam]

Typical WAFC starts something and can never finish it................................................ ......... you should see the state he leaves his women in

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by northern minx

cud of at least put konspiracy and tall paul in ere for my eye candy lol

LOL - if you dont see me as eye candy then I'm afraid you need one of these...




Big Boys are best (we try harder to please )

[WAFC]

because you're all varying characters, which makes you easy to write about.(i would have liked to have included myslef but writing about yourself is fuckin impossible) i've wrote day 1 this morning and even i was laughing at it when i re-read it. i never laugh at anything i write or post. days 1,2 and 3 will be posted before the end of the week.

[DeeDee]

Who gonna be the first to have purple acky's name carved in his ass?