news at 6

[cam]

good evening and welcome to the news at 6.00 with me cam, tonight we will discuss the repocussions of life without northernstar for a week,

also hitting tonights headlines is the joker, should she ban me or shouldnt me

ovee to our day to day corrispondant cam1

welll cam I hope its nice over there in the studio, in stuck in Birmingham where it smells im outside the home of shoomster who apparently has sorted out his red condition and his hair is back to normal, if possible we will get an interview with him later back to the studio

thanks cam1, well todays headlines

Steadmanscott got caught boning his mrs, have you ?

Tips for mobile fones

cam was singing in work

K-T loves the sun, ( unconfirmed reports say its somthing to do with page3 )

DJMJAX wants to say somthing, ( it was about mary, but shabba might have seen the post so it was quickle edited )

Blue jammer isnt sure where to shit

and finaly

Flange is now the new robin hood,

and thats it, maybe more from me at 9.00pm tonight

good night

[Northern Star]

ur a superstar.........ill sign yer petition to not be barred from the board love...........

[cam]

Sorry Helen, We forgot to mention your Birthday as well, you little NOTBMF

not on the board muther fucker

[doolz]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

ur a superstar.........ill sign yer petition to not be barred from the board love...........

dont make teh petition too big
postage stamp should suffice

[cam]

Originally Posted by doolz

dont make teh petition too big
postage stamp should suffice

jens guna love you

[cam]

The BBC have gone too far this time, ok they may have brought us classics like Only fools and Horses and Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galexy but click here

[Bubbles]

Sum more breaking news ste j huxly cant make it to blackpool cos ov his maybe cracked rib, but he has made sure he can send sum ov his ninjas to take there pick on retro's nose or leg :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[cam]

Originally Posted by K-T

Sum more breaking news ste j huxly cant make it to blackpool cos ov his maybe cracked rib, but he has made sure he can send sum ov his ninjas to take there pick on retro's nose or leg

sorted BBC corrispondant cam2 is already near Mr ste Huxley

Ste what the fuck happened fella ?

[doolz]

Originally Posted by cam

sorted BBC corrispondant cam2 is already near Mr ste Huxley

Ste what the fuck happened fella ?

seriously damaged himself trying to fight his way out of a paper bag

[cam]

Originally Posted by doolz

seriously damaged himself trying to fight his way out of a paper bag

and we turn to doolz who has an inside take on the event, so mr doolz, what color was the bag ????


bear in mind kids dont try this at home, Mr Ste Huxley is a brave man, and fucked up............................

[CANO ...]

heres the 7.53 news

what the fu*k is goin on wi cam

a - has he been on the pop
b - has he been affected by venus goin past the sun
c - has he been out in the sun to long
d - does cam know himself

[cam]

Originally Posted by CANO ...

heres the 7.53 news

what the fu*k is goin on wi cam

a - has he been on the pop
b - has he been affected by venus goin past the sun
c - has he been out in the sun to long
d - does cam know himself

does anyone in the jungle understand what this guy posted cause

a yes
b whats you on about your worse than me you twat ............ venus ???????
c no
d - your answer is as good as mine



e - which you never asked ............... does cam give a fuck ................ now this I can only answer because all of you have took the piss out of me all night, and ive tried to kee my head above water because its not easy everyone against you like, but in answer to my question do I give a fuck , ofcause i do im human after all anmd everyone on my case will get me down, i try to get above this but all my life ive had to put up with twats like you lot takeing the piss out of me and finding it funny, now i dont find it funny, just cause your all ejits from a no known place of nothing you havent got no existance your all a bunch of fuckin no brains how can you call me pissed ? well i tell you this, and ill only say this once, ive your new to this way of life.............. you have a long way to go before you know what really matters, but ill give you a helping hand only cause im nice, but my helping hand advise is ................ fuck all really matters, take life as you see is, worry about fuck all, youll not worry about it in the future, youll just look back and laugh ;_ now go fuck your self if your female, and take a picture of it ............... doolz shooms please remember your not female............ now women please send your photos to bigtootingdick@hotmail.com

[blue jammer]

Originally Posted by cam

e - which you never asked ............... does cam give a fuck ................ now this I can only answer because all of you have took the piss out of me all night, and ive tried to kee my head above water because its not easy everyone against you like, but in answer to my question do I give a fuck , ofcause i do im human after all anmd everyone on my case will get me down, i try to get above this but all my life ive had to put up with twats like you lot takeing the piss out of me and finding it funny, now i dont find it funny, just cause your all ejits from a no known place of nothing you havent got no existance your all a bunch of fuckin no brains how can you call me pissed ? well i tell you this, and ill only say this once, ive your new to this way of life.............. you have a long way to go before you know what really matters, but ill give you a helping hand only cause im nice, but my helping hand advise is ................ fuck all really matters, take life as you see is, worry about fuck all, youll not worry about it in the future, youll just look back and laugh ;_ now go fuck your self if your female, and take a picture of it ............... doolz shooms please remember your not female............ now women please send your photos to bigtootingdick@hotmail.com

[cam]

Originally Posted by blue jammer

I cant stamp my feet enough to the quality of that post

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

jens guna love you

fink u'll find that northerstar was talkin bout ur petition not 2 have u banned, I've got a 40 tonned truck lined up 4 the petition 2 have u barred & the word on the street is I'm gonna need 2 of the beauties