Regan Dead

[cam]

Good bye Ronald, Couldnt believe it when I heard he was 93 !!!

He had a fair good innings like didnt he. Just goes to show how fast time goes, it was like nearly 20 years ago since he was president

[sgt.lead]

Originally Posted by cam

Good bye Ronald, Couldnt believe it when I heard he was 93 !!!

He had a fair good innings like didnt he. Just goes to show how fast time goes, it was like nearly 20 years ago since he was president

omg seems like two mins we must be gettin old fella,I remember billy conolly
talkin about regan bein in his 70s and havin the power to start world war III,he said my dads only in his 60s and dont even let him have the tv remote...lol

[cam]

LOL I remember that as well fella, got all the billy con vids !!!! well most of them lol

Your right seems were clockin on a bit, I remember the spitting image ones where the "big red button" was next to ronalds bed lololol

[sgt.lead]

Classic stuff all that spittin images remember this"no I never met nice south african,and thats not bloody surprisin man,cos there all a bunch of ignorant bstds n they`ve got no sense of humour"lol I dont think they`d get away with half of the stuff today off to work for couple of hrs l8er fella

[cam]

I remember that song !!!!!!!!!!!

Can you imagine something like that being in the charts nowadays

Originally Posted by sgt.lead

Classic stuff all that spittin images remember this"no I never met nice south african,and thats not bloody surprisin man,cos there all a bunch of ignorant bstds n they`ve got no sense of humour"lol I dont think they`d get away with half of the stuff today off to work for couple of hrs l8er fella

[piratepete]

Originally Posted by sgt.lead

Classic stuff all that spittin images remember this"no I never met nice south african,and thats not bloody surprisin man,cos there all a bunch of ignorant bstds n they`ve got no sense of humour"lol I dont think they`d get away with half of the stuff today off to work for couple of hrs l8er fella

it was on the b side of the chicken song single i remember a bit about so0mthing about welsh daffodillys and a man from catmando who had 2 willys always made me chortle i will have to dig it out i got it somewhere in me singles bread tray lolol

[cam]

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.

[sgt.lead]

Quality...quality...quality lolol