Money making schemes and a little tradagy ;)

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Has anyone ever come up with a decent money making scheme ???

My last one ended in tradagy, We had a plum tree in me mums back garden and I picked about 2 bin bags full of plumbs and went off selling them, I think peolpe didnt trust me as i only manged to sell a few anyway I had 2 bag fuls of plumbs when I decided it was time to total my car.

So I rolled it 4 or 5 times down the road, my mate was in the passaner seat scremaing WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, it finished on its roof in the middle of Lees Lane (Apply Bridge) phone the feds to tell them the road was blocked and got asked over the phone if I was drunk said no ( obviously ) got told if It was moved by the next morning they would move it for us lol

The boot was kinda fooked and there was 2 binbag full of plumbs over the road

Was sound cause a mental woman came down shouting at us going mad calling us all sorts of names, then she chilled to fuck and asked if we were alright and did we want to go in her house for a cuppa lol

My mates wouldnt go cause they said she was a skitz and she scared them, so I went on me own, she was weird and he husband was just as mad telling me how he nicked his next door neighbours pooshoot (porsche) and totalled it on the moterway, then this wifey tried to marry me off to her daughter, who was just sat there rocking back and forward in a dream like state. I decided to pass in that cause I could imagine her dribbling over my shirts as she was ironing them, any way I left there house and went back to my mates, next thing our Em came in the car ( was off for a smoke with her fella I reckon a shag as well but youll have to ask her that ) and a farmer came and put the car on its roof we pushed the car someone where safe, Em gave us a lift home, so went and told me mum. Didnt like that part as she gave me the car, but i was quite diplomatic in the way I told her. " hi mum ive got some good news and some bad news "

" whats the good news first "

" the good news is im still alive "

" whats the bad news"

" the bad news is ive just rolled the car 4 times up lees lane and it ended up on its roof "

My mum the proceeded to shovel a shit load of brandy down my neck, she said it would calm my nerves lol I never complained, I then got back in our emp's car and toodled off for a smoke

Quality evening !