comings out of the closet?

[Northern Star]

ha ha ex's popping up all over the place.....i was with my then new fella on a night out and bumped into the ex that i also used to live with...i am on good terms with mosta my ex's and it caused real problems....the new bloke kept giving me grief for speaking to the ex but hey...no bad feelings eh! needless to say i am bloody single again....do my head in they do!

[WAFC]

but let me get this straight. you're ex turned out to be gay and was bumming your mates brother after he'd finished with you. if so that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. if not then it's not really that funny.

[northern minx]

Originally Posted by WAFC

but let me get this straight. you're ex turned out to be gay and was bumming your mates brother after he'd finished with you. if so that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. if not then it's not really that funny.

LMAO

i lived with this bloke wen i was young and daft and swayed by good looks (he was a pratt, so i left him)
but now he now goes out with my mates brother yes.. lol

[WAFC]

have to say though one of my ex's turned out to be an ex lesbian practising witch. i wasn't quite as tactful as yourself the next time i saw her. i just stood there observing her with a stupid smile on my face.

ex's - hillarious

[northern minx]

Originally Posted by WAFC

have to say though one of my ex's turned out to be an ex lesbian practising witch. i wasn't quite as tactful as yourself the next time i saw her. i just stood there observing her with a stupid smile on my face.

ex's - hillarious

i get on well with all my ex's except this one who is now gay and one other..

i was very well behaved tho wen i saw them together, i just smiled and ordered more stella!
i figured he prob felt more uncomfortable than i did!

wot is a lesbian practising witch ?
as in she is a lesbian that practises in withcraft or a witch that practises at being a lesbian?

glad im not on me own ere anyhow! lol

[Shooms]

In a similar but different vein...

My Mom's last husband (wont call him step dad coz he wasnt - they got married when I'd already left home & was only a short marriage) was an abusive violent fucker (unbeknownst to me - as I said I'd left home by then & me Mom kept it all under wraps until the divorce.... I'dve taken a bottle to him otherwise)...

Anyways... a year after their divorce he started to called himself Jennifer, dress is womens clothing & has (we are led to believe) gone for the full op

Crazy mixed up abusive bastard....

PS My mom used to get her own back in her own ways.... like cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush....

[WAFC]

was a former lesbian(allegedley) who practised witchcraft at the time she was goin out with me. eye of newt hair of a dog all that bolllox. only found all this crap out once we'd split up.

[sweet sensation]

Lol an ex of mine appeared on blind date once and he was all tanned and muscley and wearing a vest.....I think thats quite a gay thing to do dont you lol needless to say he didnt get picked lol

Oh yeah his name was beverley too lololol case closed lol

[RiskyLady]

Good job you escaped when you did minxy , a lot of gay guys come out after being in a relationship with females after years . What a waist I agree with shabba the good looking ones always end up gay.

[cam]

Originally Posted by WAFC

have to say though one of my ex's turned out to be an ex lesbian practising witch. i wasn't quite as tactful as yourself the next time i saw her. i just stood there observing her with a stupid smile on my face.

ex's - hillarious

She was one of his more lucrative catches as well