Man Vs Woman

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

A....One...He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.......

hence the power of MAN.

Come on, men are well best. Think of how crap things would be if it was all woman based.
Could you seriously imagine havin He-Woman, mistress of the universe. Sounds like a tranny porno or summet.
Or like Superwoman, which was porn for teenage fellas.
Stand by your woman, now that song would never of been as succesful.
Do the Bartwoman, that song would of then been even crapper.

the list is endless.

[sweet sensation]

Lolol !!!

As much as I agree with shabba's point, Im wit you there miss tickle. Im having far too much fun insulting mankind to stop now

heres another...

'Talking to a man is like trying to saddle a cow. It's hard as hell, and really, what's the point?'

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

Could you seriously imagine havin He-Woman, mistress of the universe. Sounds like a tranny porno or summet.

Errrr...She-ra!!

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Miss saysay

Errrr...She-ra!!

she-ra was there to piss he-man off. Teela was there undercover for skeletor to distract he-man cause she always was comin onto him.

[sweet sensation]

Heres some more


'God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.'

'Men are proof that women can take a joke'

'There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!'

'P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Sh*t!'

'Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.'

'A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.' - dont want the mink in my closet tho

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

Lolol !!!

As much as I agree with shabba's point, Im wit you there miss tickle. Im having far too much fun insulting mankind to stop now

heres another...

'Talking to a man is like trying to saddle a cow. It's hard as hell, and really, what's the point?'

Haha, so true yet the only intelligent words to come out of their fat gobs is when thy're try to saddle you!! Here's a few more!

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that men remember them!!!

Why is it difficult to find sensitive caring good looking blokes?
Coz they've already got boyfriends

Why are married women so much heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge!!!

[JohnnyPink]

Whats the useless piece of skin around a fanny called.

A Woman.

Whats the difference between a pitbull and a woman with PMT.

Lipstick.

[cam]

if women were the best why does god when he has the power to take any shape or form, take the form of a fella ?

think that speaks for itself like

[JohnnyPink]

Why do women have breasts

So blokes will talk to them.


lol. think i'm kinda fightin this battle on me own.

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

lol. think i'm kinda fightin this battle on me own.

lol. Should of known cam would of stepped in to help.

[misstickle]

Men are like...Floor tile. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like...Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like...Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like...Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.


Well that's it from me, enough said

[cam]

theres not much to battle about fella, men are the best end of, its up to the women to try to prove that were not a lot better than them but just a bit

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by misstickle

Why are married women so much heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge!!!

Lolol I liked that one !!

More

If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.

The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words, the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

Men never do anything right, and if they do something right, they'll never do it again.

If you want something said, ask a man, but if you want something done ask a woman.

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by misstickle

Why are married women so much heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge!!!

Lol, i like that one!!

[misstickle]

[quote=sweet sensation]

If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.

[quote]

Haha, clever (unlike a man of course)

Come on boys, us girls are ripping you to shreds, and the come backs almost none existant............... (just like your foreplay!