Man Vs Woman

[Wolfy]

Originally Posted by Miss saysay

Lol, tried both ways have ya Wolfy!!

lolol, I have been told by the ladiesssssss Celery Girl.

I'll have you know I'm a very considerate lover (lolol)

I always make 'em a cup of tea in the morning and call 'em a cab!

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

lolol, I have been told by the ladiesssssss Celery Girl.

I'll have you know I'm a very considerate lover (lolol)

I always make 'em a cup of tea in the morning and call 'em a cab!

Awwwwwwwww, lettin the side down fella. Agree with callin em a cab, espesh if they a bit of a frankenstiener lookielikey but makin em a brew, they know where kitchen is.

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

lolol, I have been told by the ladiesssssss Celery Girl.

I'll have you know I'm a very considerate lover (lolol)

I always make 'em a cup of tea in the morning and call 'em a cab!

Lolol@ Celery Girl!

Hey , theres nowt more pleasing than having a celery stick in your..................
























..........Salad!!

[cam]

Possibly a tad unfair like but who really gives a fuck other than the more inferier species


Benefits

man :-

Paid more
Better jobs
Stronger (in general)
Better Drivers (always)
Best cooks in the world
Easier toilet habits
Drink more


Woman :-

Have tits and a fanny


Down falls

Man :-

Can get roudy when pissed

Woman :-

Periods
Labour
9 months with a sack of spuds in the tummy
always on a diet
Can never decide what to wear
take to long to get ready
whinge
pester
large phone bills
Cannot shut up
Have to hide to fart
Easily embarrased
Costly to maintain
Talk total irralevent bollocks 99% of the time
Cant think for themselves
Clingy
Blame everyone else but themselves as they see themselves as perfect
Never admit to being wrong
Stubborn


and

ariston and on and on and on

['Shabba']

Are you all a bunch of homosexuals or what!!!!!!!!!!(don't answer that jonny, we know)

Men have their role to play and women have theirs, it's not about whose better than who, it's about symbiosis, two opopsites who need each other to survive.

Women sometimes piss me off just as much as men piss me off, neither of us is perfect by any means. I couldn't imagine anything worse than a world of just males or females, it'd be hell!!!!

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by cam

whinge
pester
Cannot shut up
Costly to maintain
Talk total irralevent bollocks 99% of the time
Cant think for themselves
Clingy
Blame everyone else but themselves as they see themselves as perfect
Never admit to being wrong

What total bollox!!

You have obvioulsy not met the right person or at least a women who you get on with! How can a women talk irralitive bollox 99% of the time if your into the same stuff anyway! Perhaps your choosing the wrong kinda women cam!

Anyway somebody who thinks their perfect is obvioulsy to self obsessed, nobody is perfect! except me of course!!

If thats what you think women are like perhaps you n Jonny should 'get it on'!!

[cam]

Originally Posted by Shabba

it's not about whose better than who,

Why dont you just say, ok men are better ???

All this beating about the bush talk, its typical of women

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

yeh but it still takes 100,000,000 sperm to fertilise one egg...cus not one of them will stop and ask for directions.........x

Hahaha PMSL

haha women are definately wittier, as proven by Northern Star here!

That's definately the funniest quote so far!!

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by Miss saysay

If thats what you think women are like perhaps you n Jonny should 'get it on'!!

LOL..... 'again'.....

[sweet sensation]

"God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece."

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

"God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece."

LOLOL!! Too true, too true!!

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

"God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece."

Man come first cause they always do. Thats all it boils down too.

[grad]

Originally Posted by Shabba

Are you all a bunch of homosexuals or what!!!!!!!!!!(don't answer that jonny, we know)

Men have their role to play and women have theirs, it's not about whose better than who, it's about symbiosis, two opopsites who need each other to survive.

Women sometimes piss me off just as much as men piss me off, neither of us is perfect by any means. I couldn't imagine anything worse than a world of just males or females, it'd be hell!!!!

well said there shabba (for a girl ) yep give me a woman anyday...

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by grad

well said there shabba (for a girl ) yep give me a woman anyday...

Of course we need the opposite sex, but wouldn't life be boring if we couldn't insult them!!??

Oh yeah, by the way, women are better.....hehe

[Northern Star]

ha ha come on girls let um av it...............

Q....How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb......

A....One...He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.......

A..Three..One to screw in the light bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.......