Man Vs Woman

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Miss saysay

Well, ive heard that apparently they have conducted loads of tests with rats or mice and they have made them become pregnant without the need of male sperms. (which is totally mad!!) Dunno how they've managed it but they have!

Some men take ages to get ready aswell, although it is nearly always the women that takes longer! Me included!

That is the only reason men need women, 'apart from to get our nuts.' If we didn't have women, as Frank Skinner said, we'd be early everywhere we went. We'd turn up at parties 3 hours early and end up more drunk than what we'd be if we turned up late due to women.

We'd also never get lost when driving again resultin in us turnin up early. This isn't totally true for me cause i always get lost but thats just cause i'm in touch with my feminine side.

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

lol, hanggggggggggggg on a minute here, am I missing something?

'MULTIPLE' - ok! But who gives 'em to ya?????

urmmmmmm....rampant rabbit.......own finger.....need i go on.........!

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

Prolly live longer.

But you would die of boredom.....


Behind every successful man is a strong woman

[Wolfy]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

But you would die of boredom.....


Behind every successful man is a strong woman

lol, yeah well behind.......in the kitchen.

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

urmmmmmm....rampant rabbit.......own finger.....need i go on.........!

...Stick of celery! (I have never tried that btw!!)

[Wolfy]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

urmmmmmm....rampant rabbit.......own finger.....need i go on.........!

Thats' like comparing coke (acola) and pepsi/Sainsburys own brand cola.

ya can't beat THE REAL THING.

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

But you would die of boredom.....


Behind every successful man is a strong woman

Die of boredom. because we are male we'd of invented the womantron 3000 of which is basically a robotic chick but without the luggage women carry round. No stress, no shoppin trips, no flyin dishes, permanant swallowing/gargalling. Ooooooo, how good life would be.

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

Thats' like comparing coke (acola) and pepsi/Sainsburys own brand cola.

ya can't beat THE REAL THING.

HOW DO YOU KNOW! X

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

That is the only reason men need women, 'apart from to get our nuts.' If we didn't have women, as Frank Skinner said, we'd be early everywhere we went. We'd turn up at parties 3 hours early and end up more drunk than what we'd be if we turned up late due to women.

We'd also never get lost when driving again resultin in us turnin up early. This isn't totally true for me cause i always get lost but thats just cause i'm in touch with my feminine side.

Lol and what would you do at these parties with no women there to letch over, attempt to flirt with and to try out your wonderful chat up lines on???


"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

Lol and what would you do at these parties with no women there to letch over, attempt to flirt with and to try out your wonderful chat up lines on???


"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

Get pissed and lie in our own vomit and not have to make excuses for it in the morning.

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

urmmmmmm....rampant rabbit.......own finger.....need i go on.........!

lol please do....

nowt sexier than a lady who takes pleasure in having long luxurious sessions of self-loving

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Shoomster

lol please do....

nowt sexier than a lady who takes pleasure in having long luxurious sessions of self-loving

Yeah there is.

Watchin a lady who takes pleasure in having long luxurious sessions of self-loving.

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

Yeah there is.

Watchin a lady who takes pleasure in having long luxurious sessions of self-loving.

lol deffo agreed & thats what I meant lol

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by Shoomster

lol deffo agreed & thats what I meant lol

Don't worry though, the womantron 3000+ would do this bud, whilst cookin sunday dinner too. Now thats multi-tasking.

[Saysay]

Originally Posted by Wolfy

ya can't beat THE REAL THING.

Lol, tried both ways have ya Wolfy!!