Man Vs Woman

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

no feckin chance!! surely u shud have learnt that tryin 2 order us bout has never or will ever work

May not work but sure winds you the fuck up

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

May not work but sure winds you the fuck up

who's wound up like??? I'm more chilled than an eskimo gone fishin!!!

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

who's wound up like??? I'm more chilled than an eskimo gone fishin!!!

thats cause you have a heart of ice, get the ironing done hun and get it warmed up a bit like

[The Joker]

u know where the iron & board r get it done urself!! I'm way 2 busy postin 2

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

u know where the iron & board r get it done urself!! I'm way 2 busy postin 2

LOL like im going to do the Ironing when theres still the female species walking the planet

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

LOL like im going to do the Ironing when theres still the female species walking the planet

u'll always b wearin crumpled clothes & no chance of pullin the decent lookin females of the species, the mingers u have no probs pullin at all

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

u'll always b wearin crumpled clothes & no chance of pullin the decent lookin females of the species, the mingers u have no probs pullin at all

Who wants decent looking females anyway ?

Take far too long getting ready

No fun, they might break a nail

Never think of anything else but there looks

Veign ( cant spell that one )

Always in the bath or shower with loads of smellys

Spend a fortune on beauty products and have to have the best shampoo

Fussy eaters always watching there figure

Usually shit in bed cause they can get a shag when ever so they put little effort in.

Ive had stunning birds hun and I think there shit !

Give me a half decent looking bird thats prepared to meet you half way and your laughing

[sirius]

Originally Posted by cam

Who wants decent looking females anyway ?

Take far too long getting ready

No fun, they might break a nail

Never think of anything else but there looks

Veign ( cant spell that one )

Always in the bath or shower with loads of smellys

Spend a fortune on beauty products and have to have the best shampoo

Fussy eaters always watching there figure

Usually shit in bed cause they can get a shag when ever so they put little effort in.

Ive had stunning birds hun and I think there shit !

Give me a half decent looking bird thats prepared to meet you half way and your laughing

. Cam, you like to get to the nitty gritty here dont you?

[cam]

Originally Posted by sirius

. Cam, you like to get to the nitty gritty here dont you?

Too right mate the nitty gritty is where its at, .............. or in her knickers its in there too

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

Who wants decent looking females anyway ?

Take far too long getting ready

No fun, they might break a nail

Never think of anything else but there looks

Veign ( cant spell that one )

Always in the bath or shower with loads of smellys

Spend a fortune on beauty products and have to have the best shampoo

Fussy eaters always watching there figure

Usually shit in bed cause they can get a shag when ever so they put little effort in.

Ive had stunning birds hun and I think there shit !

Give me a half decent looking bird thats prepared to meet you half way and your laughing

I never mentioned stunners did I, I said decent which covers a gud percentage of the female contingent if u don't even make an ounce of effort all u'll end up with is the mingers with no teeth, jus like the 1 that u met the other nite

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

I never mentioned stunners did I, I said decent which covers a gud percentage of the female contingent if u don't even make an ounce of effort all u'll end up with is the mingers with no teeth, jus like the 1 that u met the other nite

No my dear there's effort and theres effort and if theres 1 thing that the last 30 years of chasing snatch has tought me and that chase the snatch that requires the least effort

i.e. 19 year old lovely perky looking bird perfectly formed and she knows it

or

31 year old divorced babe, lovely looking, rather low on self esteem after a messy divorce and barriers down

both in there own right a cracking catch, however

Me I'd go for the 31 yr old, less training in the bedroom department, and all you have to do to get the knickers to drop is prove not all men are bastards of cause lying about the latter sucsessfully is the key but ive had plenty of practice at that too

The youngser will not only cost you a lot of time and hassel but also its a drain on your finances

I love women really, there better than tonys frosties

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

No my dear there's effort and theres effort and if theres 1 thing that the last 30 years of chasing snatch has tought me and that chase the snatch that requires the least effort

i.e. 19 year old lovely perky looking bird perfectly formed and she knows it

or

31 year old divorced babe, lovely looking, rather low on self esteem after a messy divorce and barriers down

both in there own right a cracking catch, however

Me I'd go for the 31 yr old, less training in the bedroom department, and all you have to do to get the knickers to drop is prove not all men are bastards of cause lying about the latter sucsessfully is the key but ive had plenty of practice at that too

The youngser will not only cost you a lot of time and hassel but also its a drain on your finances

I love women really, there better than tonys frosties

nah it's way more simple than all that u jus luv bein a toy boy

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

nah it's way more simple than all that u jus luv bein a toy boy

has its advantages hun, i.e. they iron are used to it and say sweet FA about it

Im happy and there happy so who really gives a toss

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

has its advantages hun, i.e. they iron are used to it and say sweet FA about it

Im happy and there happy so who really gives a toss

well easily pleased is all I'll say & that is so typical of a bloke

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

well easily pleased is all I'll say & that is so typical of a bloke

why do we need to complicate things ??? that a womans duty, to make things worse than they are or more complicated than they need to be, give a man a blowjob a can of beer and iron his clothes you got a happy chappy.

Not much considering we have to chat you fuckers up