the legend of purple acky

[WAFC]

i'll try again.

young men from merseyside to wigan lived in perpetual fear of this gargantuan bemoth akinwale arobieke otherwise known as purple acky. he prayed on muscular youths with such questions as "do you work out?" "may i touch your bicep?" "have you ever considered playing rugby league?" it is reported that akinwale stopped a generation from attending the gym in the south lancs/merseyside area. a lot of people think he was an urban myth. after having to leg it twice from the evil fucker i can confirm he wasn't and also read this story for more evidence. a nasty piece of work but lets have your acky stories.

http://www.urbanomic.com/MT/sphaleot...es/000039.html

[cam]

Originally Posted by WAFC

i'll try again.

young men from merseyside to wigan lived in perpetual fear of this gargantuan bemoth akinwale arobieke otherwise known as purple acky. he prayed on muscular youths with such questions as "do you work out?" "may i touch your bicep?" "have you ever considered playing rugby league?" it is reported that akinwale stopped a generation from attending the gym in the south lancs/merseyside area. a lot of people think he was an urban myth. after having to leg it twice from the evil fucker i can confirm he wasn't and also read this story for more evidence. a nasty piece of work but lets have your acky stories.

http://www.urbanomic.com/MT/sphaleot...es/000039.html

I seem to remember a little experience in The Pier about 12 years ago, when pills were real pills and wizz was a drug you actually considered to take. Mr Aki was in there and I was pilling my little head off, A certian person thought it wise to wind me up about how much he kept staring at me all night !!!!!!

What a twat that person was eh WAFC ?

[grad]

haha no way, heard loads of stories about him round Leigh way, about how he used to like to bum rape boys and force them to do stuff.

Never seen him before though, wasn't too sure if he existed tbh.

mad, i'll have to show that to my mates...

[Shooms]

Never heard of him (well being a Brummie I wouldnt would I ?) but I did pmsl @ all the responses on that link

[dancintestube]

howdie fella wereabouts in wigan r u mate i am also from the greatest place on earth im on ormskirk rd mate

[CANO ...]

no feckin way .

i went to school in the atherton / leigh area , an me and my mates used to be sh*t scared of the fuc*a ...

only saw the wierdo twice like but there were stories goin round about him gripping lads and raping em an sh*t

glad hes locked up , mind you someone should fuc**n shoot him

Originally Posted by WAFC

i'll try again.

young men from merseyside to wigan lived in perpetual fear of this gargantuan bemoth akinwale arobieke otherwise known as purple acky. he prayed on muscular youths with such questions as "do you work out?" "may i touch your bicep?" "have you ever considered playing rugby league?" it is reported that akinwale stopped a generation from attending the gym in the south lancs/merseyside area. a lot of people think he was an urban myth. after having to leg it twice from the evil fucker i can confirm he wasn't and also read this story for more evidence. a nasty piece of work but lets have your acky stories.

http://www.urbanomic.com/MT/sphaleot...es/000039.html

[scaz]

i always belived he was a myth until i read that article in the paper last year.

people used to say he writes P A on each arse cheek after hes bummed you lol

[cam]

yup we always thought he was a myth until he was pointed out like, scarey shit as well even if he looks at you ! specially if youve had a little somthing!

[piratepete]

i used to run a mile if i saw him he would allways be around an he used to look at me like im gonna pop ya bum glazzys fella used to take the piss about it ,didnt know he was that well known tho, i new a lot off ppple in runcorn no about him but didnt know he was classed as a urban legend the fecker is huge an feckin scary if he smiles at ya in that way. i ran from runcorn old town to me mums house near the heath once cos he was following me an i was shittin me pants could u imagine the embarasment goin to the cops an sayin me bums bleedin it took about 6 mins running home the power of fear the fecker was allways still in sight he walked past my house a few times on diff days after surfice to say i didnt go out without bein in a car much an moved from me mums not long after

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by scaz

people used to say he writes P A on each arse cheek after hes bummed you lol

LOOOOOOOL Nice one Scaz - that just made spit coke @ my screen

[Armando Needlefluff]

the fuzz knocked on me mates house a few months back asking if he had had any run ins with him cause they were trying to gather as much evidence against him as they could to try to keep him banged up, he had nothing to tell him, my mate who was a proffesional boxer, had only ever had a run in with him once when he asked him if he did the weights and shit and stu ( my mate, you may remember him fom the odd shoes post!) told him that he would take him around the back and they could find out after he had gave him a kicking! funny enough he never bothered him again! Another freind of ours came back rather chuffed from a walk round town, he had just started the gym and was rather pleased that some big dude had noticed how buff he was and that he wanted to feel his biceps.....chuffed until he was told who he was!!
There was a big center page story on him in a national sunday mag a few years back, apparently he was trying to blackmail a proffesional rugby player!

[dannster]

NO F*CKIIN WAY!!! Purple Acky!! No WAy! lol our Karl And my mate Lowie had a run in with Purple Acky They was on bus going through Haydock to Ashton playin Tennis and he was sat next to em on bus askin em all sorts of mad questions like how much do you weigh and did they work out n stuff. No way mad as Ken felt Lowie's Biceps an everythin - it certainly put the Willies up a generation of lads in Haydock (No Pun intended lol) Lived in fear of havin a run in with Purple Acky. Neetmare. And we was too told the gruesome tale about Markin yer arse cheeks with the letters P A one on each cheek proper shite us up there must be loads of stories off all my old mates from Yick. He certainly got about a bit dint he the (r/b)um fcuker! lol

[Shooms]

bump coz this had me in tears again this arvo

[Saysay]

Lolol, some of the comments are funny!!


typical of you scousers, you are all half fucking baked anyway....any other town wouldn't give a fuck about this " urban myth " shit.....

fuck all of you, you're all fucking odd

Ive never heard of this guy before but I want to marry him.
Why is everyone so negative about him, all he wanted was to touch boys, and isnt that what we all want to do inside? I say long live Aki, cant wait til he gets out so we can go for a pint and hang out by the gym window

lolol

Weirdos!!!

[Karlos]

Originally Posted by dannster

NO F*CKIIN WAY!!! Purple Acky!! No WAy! lol our Karl And my mate Lowie had a run in with Purple Acky They was on bus going through Haydock to Ashton playin Tennis and he was sat next to em on bus askin em all sorts of mad questions like how much do you weigh and did they work out n stuff. No way mad as Ken felt Lowie's Biceps an everythin - it certainly put the Willies up a generation of lads in Haydock (No Pun intended lol) Lived in fear of havin a run in with Purple Acky. Neetmare. And we was too told the gruesome tale about Markin yer arse cheeks with the letters P A one on each cheek proper shite us up there must be loads of stories off all my old mates from Yick. He certainly got about a bit dint he the (r/b)um fcuker! lol

LOL, yeah i remember that run in. I wasnt laughing at the time though. I clocked him straight away and ran to the front of the bus. Funny thing is, Lowie thought he was being dead sound with him and had a nice chat at the back of the bus, LOL. Lowie went white as a sheet when i told him who he was talking to LOL.