Does size matter ?

[Lozzie]

Too small is ok, ???? Too Big hurts can be nice if time is taken. The main thing is WIDTH! There should be no probs if both parties are just having a good time and know what to do...yes yes!! x

[Northern Star]

a cumberland as opposed to a cocktail!

[RabbitCity]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

a cumberland as opposed to a cocktail!

LMAO yeah

[GemGem]

Originally Posted by cam

This ones mainly for the women cause blokes with small dicks will say no.

So does size matter?

Is a 4 incher as good as a 10 incher and so on.

Your thoughts please

Personally from a mans point of view about a woman, a bucket fanny is crap and im not into to tight as well. Just nice and right so it needs to be able to handle about 11 / 12 inches of pure british beef, and needs to be able to take the force of a double decker bus hitting a brick wall at 40 MPH. However I must admit I rarely drive at that speed, I like to savour my drive about taking a leasureliy pace through the bush, taking my time and generally enjoying the view, however if I take a wrong turn and end up in some ugly looking shit hole part of town, ill put my foot down, or in some cases I bail out and do a runner, and im just talking fucking shite now ( again )

er.....well i'll tell you a story about my friend who was having sex with a guy who had a 2 inch (when errect) and asked probably his nightmare question "is it in yet?" and he replies "of course it is can't you feel it?"

[sirius]

The poor sod. . I dunno if Id even dare go out with anyone if I had a pecker that small.....big up the guy (so to speak) for having a bash like . Surely there must be surgery for that? How awful it must be. .


So what value defines a big cock then? Inches will do if you women arent metricated yet . hahahaha. Well, someone had to ask . The reply of 'bigger than a babys arm' is not an acceptable answer . You all bang on about how size matters, so lets (realistically) hear it.

Cheerio

Sirius.

On second thoughts, perhaps Id better not know.....

[RabbitCity]

Originally Posted by GemGem

er.....well i'll tell you a story about my friend who was having sex with a guy who had a 2 inch (when errect) and asked probably his nightmare question "is it in yet?" and he replies "of course it is can't you feel it?"

Ok Lads Warning stay off the speed....

[northern minx]

i have a friend who was gettin down to business with a bloke, and wen he dropped his pants, his todger was apparently that small, that she told him to get dressed and not bother
i friggin laughed me head wen i heard that story, the poor git!

[blue jammer]

Originally Posted by sirius

The poor sod. . I dunno if Id even dare go out with anyone if I had a pecker that small.....big up the guy (so to speak) for having a bash like . Surely there must be surgery for that? How awful it must be. .


So what value defines a big cock then? Inches will do if you women arent metricated yet . hahahaha. Well, someone had to ask . The reply of 'bigger than a babys arm' is not an acceptable answer . You all bang on about how size matters, so lets (realistically) hear it.

Cheerio

Sirius.

On second thoughts, perhaps Id better not know.....

From "rough guide to penis size" as posted on another forum some 2 years ago:

Small = 2" - 4"
Medium* = 5" - 7"
Large = 8" - 10"
Huge-my-oh-my-you-ain't-gonna-stick-that-in-me 11" - 14"


* Later changed by a moderator to average - the moderator was female.

Hope that clears things up for you, young man

[sirius]

Well that clears that up, lol. .....not that Im insecure about my knob size or owt.....honest I suppose atleast I/we now know where I/we fit in the scope of things now! Im quite pleased actually . hahaha.

The range of 10" I can go along with in theory - But 11 - 14" ???? Oh my god!!!! . I wouldnt wanna be the new boyfriend to a girl who got used to one of them mutha's!!!!!!!

Its like Vinyl size ffs


Sirius.

[blue jammer]

Haha sirius it's a myth that women who've had boyfriends with (very) large members will no longer feel someone smaller!

Think what happens when they have a baby, there's a massive amount of stretchage that goes on down there (is stretchage even a word? lol) and the muscles in there are very elastic-like, so when you see those women that love to stuff anything they can up themselves (coke bottles and the likes) you'd think 'fuck me, she'll never even feel a cock ever again' - wrong

[cam]

yeah fella but some women when having a sprog do not shrink in fanny size after the event, they can rip there stomach muscles, hence you get a bucket fanny and you dont touch the sides no matter if your king dong!

[Miss C]

Size is everything. Luckily eddys got a massive ylliw so iv got nothing to complain about

So come on then you lot, since you're all so proud of whats in your pants get the tape measures out

Us women will take votes on who's is the biggest, and smallest

[sirius]

Errrm, yeah, I dont think so > smilee's in order of expression ...... .

I wouldnt say Im overly proud, but I can't say Id be embarrased either . Im not participating in this no more, the thought of knowing sizes of fellow board member's members is making me feel a bit ill for some reason .


Sirius.

[Miss C]

Originally Posted by sirius

Errrm, yeah, I dont think so > smilee's in order of expression ...... .

I wouldnt say Im overly proud, but I can't say Id be embarrased either . Im not participating in this no more, the thought of knowing sizes of fellow board member's members is making me feel a bit ill for some reason .


Sirius.

My smilies dont work but if it makes u feel any better i was being sarcastic. Do u really think i wanted 2 know the size of your willy. i know its a todger anyway, its obvious from the way youve become so defensive over a sarcastic joke about revealing its size. (pretend there is a wink smilie here, especially 4 u sirius)

[sirius]

No, of course I didnt! lol. Im only having a laugh! hahahah. It was supposed to be kinda inverse sarcasm, purposely playing coy to the entire thread. I suppose I must have come off as being too serious afterall.....I was just egging the thread on for sommet to do its one of those subjects thats never spoken about really - spesh amongst fella's.


Sirius.