What brushins with the law have you had ?>

[butty]

when i was a wee nipper i set fire to this big hooj shed on this park. anyway i later found out that this big shed was full of them huge calor gas bottles and they had to evacuate nearby houses while they sorted it out in case it all went up

oops

[Lozzie]

When I was young and obviously very impressionalble I got arrested times! Thats quite alot for a "good" girl. I was a bad ass back in the day! Twice for TWOC (it wasn't me driving, I can't!) and once for theft( again, not me,) I was in A "friends" car, and he had loads of stolen gear in his car (knob!!) They held me for ages, trying to get me to grass every1 in.

The worst reprocution, was when I rescued this young lad who'd been battered and took him to his mums, the police came and said "how are u Lauren?" Most embarrasing!!!

[Lozzie]

Originally Posted by Lozzie

I got arrested times! :

Thats 3 Times!!!btw,

[Veee]

never been arrested. was taken to the police station after being pulled driving avery questionable "acquaintances" car, must of looked on top, just me driving and full of lads. had nothin to prove who i was on me, to they took me to the station while they rang home to check. came out of that situation with a mere 6 points on licence (no licence,insurance etc.) and a fine.

oh, and early one saturday mornin, drivin back from town, totally battered. saw a flashin blue light behind me. just thought "why now?". pulled over, got out. (the car isn't mine and the tax is dodgy).

law: have u been drinkin?

miffed me: no (not a lie, stirctly uppers)

law: let me smell your breath (bet he regretted that!)

so i breathed, what i can only imagine to be proper-mingin-nearl-mornin-breath @ him. he looked less than inmpressed (who blames him)

law: all i can smell is tobacco!

then got back in his van, and drove off!

how lucky is that! didnt ask 4 me licence or anything! (which i had by this point, btw). got back in the car and drove home!

[Lozzie]

I remember that, fookin well surreal when ur in that state, we all just sat in the car lookin blankly at one another, Glad we got away with it. It was only round the corner from the house anyway.

[Veee]

t'was truly horrific. indeed!

[cam]

I remember being in Southport and hearing at about 1.00am that there was a markee ( if thats how its spelt ) and it was kicking off up Winter Hill or Rivington Pike which ever you wana call it, anyways we blasted up there tripping our gonads off to be met by a load of coppers turning everyone away, torch in the eyes style when he leaned through the window to ask what we was doing there at 2.00am like lol

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by Shabba

I also once got caught by the police slashing me ex boyfriends tyres, so i pulled my pants down and told them i was just having a wee behind the car, they just sent me on my way, didn't even notice what i'd done to the car.

P.S, i'm not a lunatic or anything, i was very young and he'd been a prick.

Hehe good thinking batman!!

Me and pussi once slashed one her ex's tyres.
We did it gangsta stylie, wearing old black clothes, all ballyed up and hiding pussi's number plate.

Unfortunately it was a poor effort and the knife wasn't sharp enough, so he only ended up with a puncture and a few scratches

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by cam

I remember being in Southport and hearing at about 1.00am that there was a markee ( if thats how its spelt ) and it was kicking off up Winter Hill or Rivington Pike which ever you wana call it, anyways we blasted up there tripping our gonads off to be met by a load of coppers turning everyone away, torch in the eyes style when he leaned through the window to ask what we was doing there at 2.00am like lol

cam, that wasnt the time up rivvy where the cop car broke down just as they were telling everyone to piss off, and every one there offered to bump start um.......that was funny...x

[cam]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

cam, that wasnt the time up rivvy where the cop car broke down just as they were telling everyone to piss off, and every one there offered to bump start um.......that was funny...x

may have been hun we arrived late, about 2.30 and the were stood at the car park turning us all away, id just taken that lip in the road at over 70 mph going over the A6 ( i think ) you know the one I mean, fuck I jumped the whole dual carrige way with all 4 wheels off the floor and landed another 50 yards down the hill near that house, ive mushied up to feck as well, car hit the curb bounced off one curb straight over to the other side of the road hit the other curb and back again just got control before the corner, I passed my driving test the day before

was fuckin damiens fault in the back he says theres a little jumpo down here put your foot down, I was already going down the hill at 60 mph, andy was in the car infront watching me out the wing mirror he though he was just tripping out big time, I was about 10 foot in the air at 70 MPH !

funny as fuck, nearly killed us all but very funny !

[WAFC]

none at all. just public order offences oh and a couple of drink driving convictions and a little one for possession but thats all in the past now. now if i'm gonna get caught it's gonna be for something i can be proud of like flashing or something.

[cam]

Originally Posted by WAFC

none at all. just public order offences oh and a couple of drink driving convictions and a little one for possession but thats all in the past now. now if i'm gonna get caught it's gonna be for something i can be proud of like flashing or something.

you nutter, split with the mrs mate

I did an extra year and a couple of months more than your guess

[WAFC]

you couldn't have honestly enjoyed shagging that. i mean i've shagged worse i know but never for a period of longer than a night. if you were that desperate and skint couldn't you have gone down shifnall street or something?

[cam]

Originally Posted by WAFC

you couldn't have honestly enjoyed shagging that. i mean i've shagged worse i know but never for a period of longer than a night. if you were that desperate and skint couldn't you have gone down shifnall street or something?

she was actually a nice girl that had my best intentions at heart, and as for me I needed a break from my life style, every **** was after killing me, coke was getting a bit OTT and as for the beer no need to go into that experiences speak louder than words

[dancintestube]

just got done with 2 pills 1/4 ov resin £320 fine no sense ov humour the magistrates. the fookin doorman in town went all 'not in my pub ' needless to say 2 weeks later he got his just desserts ha ha