Mo Fo spider problem!!

[dj_jam]

jeez!!! what i want to know is where they get the drugs from??!!

[ZENZEN]

Originally Posted by DJJAMIII

jeez!!! what i want to know is where they get the drugs from??!!

You have to work for NASA mate!! They dont go into outer space for nothing!! LOLOL!!!!

[grad]

Originally Posted by ZENZEN

Did anybody bother to read THIS! and then people wonder why spiders attack them, dont think I would fancy being force fed shit loads of LSD and asked to build a web!! LOL!!!

spiders are stupid. all those drugs and they still spin webs.

you just wouldn't bother would you.

[ilovepiano]

I'm quite suprised to see that a spider can spin a better web when it's tripping its ass off on LSD, than it can when all it's had is a brew!

[cam]

If someone pumped me full of LSD for sweet FA id build them a web any colour they fancied like hopefully they would want it in red and green

[Tigger]

OK here's a plan foir you shab, you will need:

- a long pokey stick
- a can of lynx
- a zippo


Wait for the spider to build its web again, get into the car from the far side. The spider will be close to its web so it knows if its caught anything, gently tap the web repeatedly to fool the spider into thinking its caught something, it will come out to tuck in.

Light the zippo, grab the lynx and toast the creepy 8 legged bugger.

Alternatively use a newspaper and twat it - but fire's always fun!

['Shabba']

Originally Posted by Tigger

OK here's a plan foir you shab, you will need:

- a long pokey stick
- a can of lynx
- a zippo


Wait for the spider to build its web again, get into the car from the far side. The spider will be close to its web so it knows if its caught anything, gently tap the web repeatedly to fool the spider into thinking its caught something, it will come out to tuck in.

Light the zippo, grab the lynx and toast the creepy 8 legged bugger.

Alternatively use a newspaper and twat it - but fire's always fun!

Thanks Tigger!!!!!!!!

Not sure i fancy torching my car at the same time though, as much fun as that sounds!!!!!!!!!!

I'd try the newspaper but i recon this beast would just take it off me and beat me with it instead!!

[STEADMANSCOTT]

how mad is this haych was driving last week in the and a money spider came cawling down the windscreen and she feckin jumped out of the car whilst it was moving

stupid sod!!!

i had to pull the hand brake on

plus she looked daft

[dj_jam]

last night, up in t loft!! i were running a cable in the loft for a remote switch, and the spiders!! huuuge!! there was one web that had dead spiders in, shedded skins an' alsorts! anyway...... was pushing this cable thru and had to stick me hand behind sum brick above the flat roofin over the front door, reet, and was just at the final stretch and a big fooker ran up me arm!! fookin shite em!!! nearly fell thru the ceiling!!! why are they so crawly?? i had to finish the job off didnt i, which meant going outside and pulling the cable out!! thru about 7 occupied webs!!! thankgod that job is finished!! just have to put the switch on!!!
spiders are poo

[ZENZEN]

The anatomy of a spider!




A wasp eating a spider!!!

[dj_jam]

had to go in that loft agen