Wasps

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by northern minx

wot u need is APIS - homeopathic tablets
a defo must for any wasp or bee sting, it will sort it right out...

Or, you could use some real medicine, and take an antihistamine.

[S-J]

Originally Posted by cam

When I was a kid i set up the nextdoor neigbour a treat

WAFC will vouch for this one as well.

My next door neigbour had a Grifter bike, big heavey bastard thing, I had a BMX Turbo, equally as fucking bad but quicker off the mark.

Near where we live is a wood called little wood and in it theres a BMX track, anyway cause my bike was a BMX his wasnt you can imagine I shot round that track twice as fast as him, at the end of the track was a wasps nest it had made its nest out of a dead cows skull and there were a lot of wasps, anyway I blasted round this track with kev pumping his hardest to keep up and got to the end, straight over ( at lightening speed) this wasps nest, shattering its home \ skull to tiny bits, however I was not expecting what happened next to the extent.

When I stopped and looked round I could no longer see the wood, just a black cloud of very pissed wasps, this nest must have really gone deep in the ground like !!!!

Kev on his grifter saw this rise of black cloud but by the time he realised what it was, on his grifter had no fucking chance of stopping, BANG right into the cloud which followed him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He came flying off his bike down an embankment and into the river which he must have thought bliss as the swam carred straight on following his bike stinging it !!!!!!!!!

Anyway, he ended up in hospital and had to soak on calamile lotion for about 4 hours a day for 2 weeks, he learned his lesson though, he got a different bike after that

Mr. Cam....

You naughty little scamp you!! That's awful!! LoL

OMFG... I bet that well bad hurt him..... Bless!!

S-J x

P.S. Im liking "Our Kez"

[oldskoolLiisa]

Interesting reading although a bit like a horror novel for me as I have a phobia of wasp.... I bet it really hurt getting stung, poor you......
I agree they should all be killed as they are a menace, one questions though..

the ones flying about at the mo, are they male or female and how can you tell....lol I do anything to avoid getting stung, havent been stung since I was 14, am 29 now..... lol I do panic and scream and run when I see wasp.... Eeeeeeekkkkkkk hate the litttle fuckers, roll on Winter when they are no more.

[jenwah]

wasps dnt relly bother me at all!

when i was younger, i got stung by one, and i didnt even notice till i felt this mad thing on my arm cause it was stuck in there!!!

didnt even hurt!! some pepole make me laugh loads wit the fear of wasps!

dnt think i would like to experience a big as cloud of them though!!!

[cam]

lol S-J was a naughtly little fella at times me lol

Our very own Amilie got stung on the leg when she picked me up from the train station as well !!!

She was a brave one though, said it didnt hurt like !!!!

It was mad cause we were just talking about stings and i said to her dont flap and run away it will leave you alone, the fucker stung her

Last time I give advice about wasps !!! kill the lot I say, I feckin hate them

[S-J]

PMSL Cam... Your still a naughty little tyke now!!! haha

It was the after affects that hurt more cause my whole arm went mad and swelled up!!

My skin reacts really bad to ermmm dare i say prick type things in it and goes mad and always swells like a Mo Fo... but enuff of that this morning anyway!!

S-J x

[cam]

Originally Posted by S-J

PMSL Cam... Your still a naughty little tyke now!!! haha

It was the after affects that hurt more cause my whole arm went mad and swelled up!!

My skin reacts really bad to ermmm dare i say prick type things in it and goes mad and always swells like a Mo Fo... but enuff of that this morning anyway!!

S-J x

So after a prick, you get a swell in the offending area then, does it really throb hard ?

Have you tried gentally rubbing it better ?

[S-J]

Originally Posted by cam

So after a prick, you get a swell in the offending area then, does it really throb hard ?

Have you tried gentally rubbing it better ?

Oh Yes Cam!!!!

I sure have!!! LoL

S-J x

[cam]

I always thought it was pleasure is followed by pain, not the other way round lol

[S-J]

Originally Posted by cam

I always thought it was pleasure is followed by pain, not the other way round lol

Tis very true my friend....

However by now you should have worked out that I alwayz have to do things differently!!

S-J x

[cam]

Originally Posted by S-J

Tis very true my friend....

However by now you should have worked out that I alwayz have to do things differently!!

S-J x

aye you iz female

[S-J]

Originally Posted by cam

aye you iz female

Iiiiiiii this You know my dear!! LoL

S-J x