My best ever April fools joke

[cam]

Ok you need to picture the scene, my mate Ed was in the Navy for 10 years after leaving school and as a result never really needed a driving licence, when he came out a couple of years ago he took lessons and passed his test on his 4th attempt, being so close to April fools I couldnt resist !!!

I copied the DVAL logo of the website on made some DVLA letter headed paper and on the 31/3/02 this letter went out first class to him for him to get 1/04/02




Dear Mr Withington,

It has come to light that you recently passed your Driving test on 17/03/02.

I regret to inform you that the instructor who passed you had not renewed his DVLA examiner certificate on 22/12/01. Unfortunately due to this error he was not authorised to pass your driving test.

After careful consideration in this matter we must request that you return your driving license to this office and refrain from driving on the public highway until which time you have passed to you driving test again.

We have also looked in to your history and have taken into consideration your 10 years spent in the navy, however sailing a ship and driving a car are too totally separate things.

We also note that you also did not take your cycling proficiency test whilst at school and must advise you that it is illegal for you to ride a push bike and the roads and that you must use the pavement provided, obviously keeping to a suitable speed limit.

We will be sending you a new date for your driving test and you will be required to pay for it again, any financial rebate you may require for this error must be sought through legal channels with Mr K Sampson your test instructor, unfortunately due to his emigration we are unable to supply you with his new address.

We wish you luck with your new Driving Test

Best wishes

Imanota Freud

DVLA Customer Service Department




He was reduced to tears at first but upon reading further he went mad his mum said screaming, I did pass my cycling proficiency, he was pretty upset in didnt even notice that the whole thing was a piss take until pondering over it for about 5 mins then all that came out his mouth was

" Cams a bastard ! "

His mum knew I was sending it she thought it was well funny, however im puzzled to know how he knew it was me out of all our mates straight away though

[Shooms]

ha ha class that fella

[mad matty]

hehehe that is quality!! i could never have enough imagination to do summat like that!!

[cam]

Originally Posted by mad matty

hehehe that is quality!! i could never have enough imagination to do summat like that!!

Its not so much imagination you need its an evil streak

[Shorty]

Nice one Cam...I now have 12 months to try and top that one

[cam]

Originally Posted by Shorty

Nice one Cam...I now have 12 months to try and top that one

My uncle did a cracker to one of my aunts it was EmmaB's mum, she had a load of water features in her house and garden, so he copied the waterboard logo and sent her a letter saying her rates were increasing due to all these water features, cant remember all of it but it went into details like she would be charged 50p to fill up a bowl of water for the cat and on like that, she was fkin hopping mad like !!! lol well funny !

[GemGem]

Cam you are evil but that is brilliant

[ste huxley]

me and my bro were having toy fights when we were about 10 or summat, we were scrappin for about an hour, got proper thirsty and that. b4 hand I had secretly pissed in a can of lilt. I suggested my bro have a drink from the lilt that was a touch warm, but hey when your thirsty...

Yeah he fell for it and I fell about laffing

Thinking about it, it wasnt an april fool but a normal day

[cam]

Originally Posted by ste huxley

me and my bro were having toy fights when we were about 10 or summat, we were scrappin for about an hour, got proper thirsty and that. b4 hand I had secretly pissed in a can of lilt. I suggested my bro have a drink from the lilt that was a touch warm, but hey when your thirsty...

Yeah he fell for it and I fell about laffing

Thinking about it, it wasnt an april fool but a normal day

LMFAO I did that to Ed as it happens the same fella, but we were about 17 18, we were at a party in a mates house and I had some XXXX and we were upstairs with a bong going, anyway Id finished a can and couldnt be arsed going downstairs for a piss so I topped up a can and a bit extra, when ed came in the room I pretended i had just drunk from the can and said to Ed " ewwwwwwwww Ed taste that, its been on the radiator and it tastes fuck all like 4X"

He did, he spat and nearly spewed and the whole room pissed themselves laughing

[ebay guru]

Originally Posted by cam

LMFAO I did that to Ed as it happens the same fella, but we were about 17 18, we were at a party in a mates house and I had some XXXX and we were upstairs with a bong going, anyway Id finished a can and couldnt be arsed going downstairs for a piss so I topped up a can and a bit extra, when ed came in the room I pretended i had just drunk from the can and said to Ed " ewwwwwwwww Ed taste that, its been on the radiator and it tastes fuck all like 4X"

He did, he spat and nearly spewed and the whole room pissed themselves laughing

I used to do some evil shit and planned to this year but never got round to it. Did get a letter from a fake solicitors though saying call us urgently on some 0845 number. Know its a wind up. Just don't know who sent it

[cam]

We called Yellow pages or 192 or somthing like that from my phone and WAFC was on in a very very harcore scouse accent. The conversation went like this

Hello yellow pages how can I help

eeeaaaarr I'd like the number for Jimmy Smackrat pleaseeeeeee

Is that a business or residential number

Its business

What was the name again

Jimmy Smackrat

What line of business is it

Narcotics

At this point the line went dead

it was funny as fuck though

[sgt.lead]

Originally Posted by cam

Ok you need to picture the scene, my mate Ed was in the Navy for 10 years after leaving school and as a result never really needed a driving licence, when he came out a couple of years ago he took lessons and passed his test on his 4th attempt, being so close to April fools I couldnt resist !!!

I copied the DVAL logo of the website on made some DVLA letter headed paper and on the 31/3/02 this letter went out first class to him for him to get 1/04/02




Dear Mr Withington,

It has come to light that you recently passed your Driving test on 17/03/02.

I regret to inform you that the instructor who passed you had not renewed his DVLA examiner certificate on 22/12/01. Unfortunately due to this error he was not authorised to pass your driving test.

After careful consideration in this matter we must request that you return your driving license to this office and refrain from driving on the public highway until which time you have passed to you driving test again.

We have also looked in to your history and have taken into consideration your 10 years spent in the navy, however sailing a ship and driving a car are too totally separate things.

We also note that you also did not take your cycling proficiency test whilst at school and must advise you that it is illegal for you to ride a push bike and the roads and that you must use the pavement provided, obviously keeping to a suitable speed limit.

We will be sending you a new date for your driving test and you will be required to pay for it again, any financial rebate you may require for this error must be sought through legal channels with Mr K Sampson your test instructor, unfortunately due to his emigration we are unable to supply you with his new address.

We wish you luck with your new Driving Test

Best wishes

Imanota Freud

DVLA Customer Service Department




He was reduced to tears at first but upon reading further he went mad his mum said screaming, I did pass my cycling proficiency, he was pretty upset in didnt even notice that the whole thing was a piss take until pondering over it for about 5 mins then all that came out his mouth was

" Cams a bastard ! "

His mum knew I was sending it she thought it was well funny, however im puzzled to know how he knew it was me out of all our mates straight away though

excellent that fella,if I was your mate I`d probably think it was you as well....lol...you just seem that type a guy.Much like myself me and my mates cant resist windin each other up most of the time.Did`nt even realise it was april fool today bit mashed last nite any f****r could of got me this morn..lol take it easy fella

[piratepete]

u know the little red stickers the police put on your car if no tax ect my freind got one on his car he went the local police station complaining the woman on the desk was goin nuts tryin to find out wot was going on . my mate was not going to leave until it was sorted so he sat there for ages waitin as they tried to find out what he was on about lets say he was there for a while lol.why couldnt they find out what was going on cos the ticket wasnt for his car it was for another the cop who wrtoe its pen was crap an it wasnt very clear so it was changed to his reg he didnt even notice that it was altered lol