Your Ideal man / woman

[cam]

Listening to Moyles this am and there was a question on it so I thought I'd fire it up on here see what your answers would be.

Describe your ideal man or woman in 5 words

mine

kind, sexy, horney, faithfull, funny

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by cam

Listening to Moyles this am and there was a question on it so I thought I'd fire it up on here see what your answers would be.

Describe your ideal man or woman in 5 words

mine

kind, sexy, horney, faithfull, funny

Cook, Cleaner, Ironer, Toer, Rich.

[blue jammer]

My ideal woman:

Honest (A quality very hard to find )
Romantic (Too right )
Funny (You've gotta laugh, even if it's at yourself )
Independent (I hate clingyness )
Intelligent (Not a genius, but you know, someone to have a good discussion with )

[ClaireB]

My Ideal Man :

Honest (cos like BJ said - its hard to find)
Kind (its nice to be nice )
Funny (all relationships need laughter)
Romantic (of course )
Rich (lol)

What a softie I am

[emmab]

Johnny Kip you naughty man

Your certainly not a new man of the year 2000

What would you do 'Sit on yer lardy ass while yer bitch gets ya tea'?

[emmab]

My ideal man is NOT J KIP LOL

He has to make me laugh = V important

Good in bed = Extremley important

Intelligent = Dont want to live with a thick cu**

Enjoy going out clubbing

Must be clean tidy and damn good looking

Got to be a bit whacky like me ie- April fool this morning = i got some porridge oats and mixed it with water and coffee which made a poo consistency i then placed it on the edge of the toilet and screamed 'Who the hell has done this ' The crew came running and stared in total shock' LMFAO



And very good at this >

['Shabba']

My perfect man would be..........

Funny.
Thoughtfull.
Kind.
Loving.
Fun.

[northern minx]

my ideal man would be:

truthful (even wen it hurts, as there is nothin uglier than a lie)

faithful (totally and absolutely)

passionate (about life and mega horny

sensitive

this is so difficult to do in 5 words! i also want indedpendant, good conversationalit, funny, witty, romantic and adventurous and loads more!
lol i dont want much do i! lol

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by emmab

Johnny Kip you naughty man

Your certainly not a new man of the year 2000

What would you do 'Sit on yer lardy ass while yer bitch gets ya tea'?

LOLOL, n'ah, wouldn't sit on me ass while she got the tea, i'd be in the pub. j/k

True qualities would have to be;

Funny - Picks you up when your down.
Caring - Puts others b4 themselves.
Independant - Agree with BJ. Clingyness is a turn off, tis healthy to have ya independance in a relationship.
Faithful - Goes without sayin really.
Naughty - Can't beat a bit of mischief.

[northern minx]

Originally Posted by jonnykip

Naughty - Can't beat a bit of mischief.

absolutely, i totally agree with that
but toein certainly isnt mischief, thats just downright rude!

[woody]

1) blonde / red haired
2) ampley breasted
3) trainee porn starlet
4) millionaires daughter
5) do we need five???

[JohnnyPink]

Originally Posted by woody

1) blonde / red haired
2) ampley breasted
3) trainee porn starlet
4) millionaires daughter
5) do we need five???

I'll give ya the number to 1 of me ex's bud. She was like that. Honest.

[doolz]

god knows
still trying to wrk that one out

[ste huxley]

Connection ( what I mean by that is somone who you soulfully connect with on a deep level cos there aint many of them about lol)
Witty
Sexy
Faithful
Intelligent

6 doesnt mind me spending a few hundred a month on tunes n likes a bit of rudeness, Mwuhahaahahahahha

[northern minx]

Originally Posted by ste huxley

Connection ( what I mean by that is somone who you soulfully connect with on a deep level cos there aint many of them about lol)

thank u cudnt hav put it better mesel.. was trying to find the right words and cudnt ,, and now uve done it for me!
wudnt it be ace