Your Ideal man / woman

[GemGem]

Originally Posted by cam

Well from this thread I have deducted that every bird on this board fancies me I feel noble now

I dont lol

[cam]

Originally Posted by GemGem

I dont lol

you do, you just dont realise it yet

[GemGem]

Originally Posted by cam

you do, you just dont realise it yet

AAAAAAAGH thats a terrifying thought

[Eddy Osborne]

1. Faithfull
2. Horny/naughtly lol
3. Funny
4. Interested in GOOD music
5. Love me for who iam

go on then one more
6. fit as fcuk


yep ive found my perfect partner

[Eddy Osborne]

intellagent aswell lol

im on 7 now

[RabbitCity]

Mine would be....
K..ind
A..ttractive
T..op in bed
I..ntrested in old skool
E..ver thing i need

[ClaireB]

Originally Posted by RABBITCITY

Mine would be....
K..ind
A..ttractive
T..op in bed
I..ntrested in old skool
E..ver thing i need

Awww

[RabbitCity]

Originally Posted by woody

1) blonde / red haired
2) ampley breasted
3) trainee porn starlet
4) millionaires daughter
5) do we need five???

LOL
There"s only one woodster...!

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by Shabba

My perfect man would be..........

Funny.
Thoughtfull.
Kind.
Loving.
Fun.

Jaxxy 2 a t

[The Joker]

Hmmmmmmm like the others have said not easy 2 pin down 2 five but ere goes!!

humourous
devilish
faithful
caring
truthful

1 more
Independent

[nowthen]

Here's my big 8....

1.Kind - generaly a nice person.

2.Funny - laffin is important.

3.Top class kisser - very,very important. MWAH!!

4.Loving - I'm a big softie an need to be told I'm loved etc!!

5.Top class in the bedroom dept! - oooof!

6.Faithfull an Honest - If things are goin tits up, I wanna know by bein told, not by findin out they've been cheatin (an then gettin locked up for double homicide!!!)

7.Sexy - not an absolute requirment, but it certainly helps when you DO fancy the absolute pants off 'em (literaly sometimes!!)

8. X-Factor - that certain somat that hardly anyone has, even if they fill most the other points.

Fortunatly I've found 'the one' cos my Trace covers all the above an a lot more besides.

I'm a very lucky lad.

[sirius]

Hmmn. (Besides whats already been covered about honesty etc):

1) Breathing. Very Important that one.

2) Not too 'mingin', not too thin either.

3) Easy to get along with without needing a Grade A pantomime performance act on both sides. I dont wanna be feeling Im going for the lead role of a blockbuster drama constantly scared to say the wrong thing or do the wrong thing and 'acting out' what 'normal couples' do just cos its the 'done thing'. lol.

4) Not a shop-a-holic and 'girly gossip' type cos it pecks my head rather a lot. (ie, do I look interested if you had to choose between red toe nail varnish or blue and your pal kate got the blue so you couldnt get the blue so you got red instead but kate also got a red so you got a green one too so theres less chance of you both wearing the same etc etc? AGRGHHGHGH!!! lol.) Bad example but Im sure you get the picture. The shop-a-holic part also includes not being dragged around shopping centers all day to only go back to the first shop you went in 6 hours earlier and then falking out for some mindless tat that will be stored away somewhere in a couple of months!

5) The ability to take me as I am (the boring unindependant mummy's boy that I feel I am, lol) and not try to change me into somebody they want me to be. This includes not buying me presents or clothes to make me look like some sort of Beckham cloned clown, and putting up with my ineptness of things I find challenging in life.


The rest echo's everone elses really . Not smoking like an ashtray is a also a good quality. Oh, and ofcourse, a liking to dance music - cos this Ronan Keating and Blue nonsense isnt worth the hassle of a bird, if they dont like house and oldskool theyre a no-no from the start! lol. You think Im kidding dont you?



Sirius.

['Shabba']

Originally Posted by The Joker

Jaxxy 2 a t

I know!!

[blue jammer]

Originally Posted by sirius

if they dont like house and oldskool theyre a no-no from the start! lol.

Nice heh

You think Im kidding dont you?

No, I feel your pain, bruvar heh

Here's a horrible-ish thought, my housemate said to me a while ago, "you know, your perfect bird, would be your best mate with tits"

I can see the compliment in that, but it did worry me a little

Mates before muff, I agree with, however, mates with muff

[sirius]

Lol. None of my mates like dance music all that much.......so in your analogy Id kinda be after a best friend/girlfriend so I can ditch my mates

Cant be doing with the whole Anastasia/Christina Aguilera thing either. I need a healthy dosage of TB303, TR909 and 808's and an over use of a Korg Prophecy and Acess Virus C (rack module or keyboard version - Im not fussy ).

My quickfire test for potential birdage is for example:

1) What year and what label was Cleptomaniacs released, and which famous Radio1 DJ was behind the label..

2) If you were flicking through records in Oxfam, and you saw Val Doonican, Take That, Rhythm of Life 'Touch Me' white label and the latest Christina Aguilera CD, and you only had £2.00 - which would you choose?.

3) If the house was on fire, would you a) throw your shoe collection and wardrobe out the window to save it b) carefully throw all the rare vinyl out the window and nearly choke to death carting handfuls of oldskool out before the fire brigade arrive or c) nag on about how you told me the plug in that record deck was a bit dicey and that I shouldnt 'daisy chain' those 6 pin extension sockets from one source.


I cant carry on......Im getting quite distressed at the image of my best friend with tits .....thanks for that one Bluejammer .


Besides, your g/f should be you best m8 anyway. you know what I mean.......and that doesnt mean Im 'toeing' any males's brown hole niether


Im too fussy, thats my problem The pop world bores the shite out me thats all , and they would get the boot quicksmart even if I had a peep of Will Young or Boyzone emerging from a speaker in my proximity.

Sirius.