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some kids these days need a good firm belt round the bonce sometimes |
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__________________ ![]() If you play with feathers you get your a**e tickled |
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__________________ ![]() IN MY HOUSE - 18th October @ The Scubar - Manc - Feat' MARK ARCHER (Altern8) **OSA RADIO PROFILE inc' upcoming gigs** |
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| Before next door moved in, the house was empty for about 6 months, which led to a group of kids hanging round the back of it now and then, they (at first) weren't too bad, just shouting and dicking about. One day, I hear crashing glass, and they're broke in, and are smashing it up, so I call the rozzers and report it.Cops come in (record time!) and are straight to them, marching two of them up the road to this rough estate (dodgy as fuck - 2 folks killed there in the last year) so I think that's the end of that, 2 days later, they're all outside kicking a football on my roof, trying to losen the roof tiles, and throwing big lumps of clay at the windows, so I go out and start shouting "that the fuck are you doing?" one of them pipes up "shut it mate or me brother will be over to sort you out" I had a feeling they'd try this, so I bluff them and say "yeah do it, bring them all over, I'll get Terry down with his machette's and he'll take pleasure in chopping a few limbs of you" said with a twitch, made them all look very nervous and they fucked off, never had any bother since One of the only two times I've bluffed sommat and it's worked |
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__________________ ![]() IN MY HOUSE - 18th October @ The Scubar - Manc - Feat' MARK ARCHER (Altern8) **OSA RADIO PROFILE inc' upcoming gigs** |
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A bloke on my nans road had trouble with the kids for years and years, i think it was mainly cos he lived in the end house with every1 walking past and 1 night he's had enough, got on his push bike and chased them down the estate(he was about 60 years old) anyhow wen he hadn't come back an hour later his wife phoned the police, who went looking for him and they found him at the bottom of the estate...he had died of a heart attack, don't think the lads were ever caught either...if u give them an inch they'll take the p1ss jayne x |
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| no way thats really bad that Quote:
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