Why is it that

[cam]

Cleaners smell ?

No offence if your a cleaner like, but ive never come accross a cleaner that smells clean, where I work they all stink of BO and youd think being a cleaner they would be clean like, nope, I went to a cleaners home when I was at the provident the place was a fkin tip, when I was filling out the loan application for her I asked her what she did for a living, she said cleaner !"!!!!!

I said to her " I take it you dont take your work home with you then "

I dont think she understood the sarcastic joke cause she just shrugged and said "no"

So there dumb and they smell, what do they have going for them ?

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally Posted by cam

what do they have going for them ?

they never run out of polish......and they know the secret of chaning them dam rubix mop heads

[Bubbles]

The cleaners at my work smell to, but all are cleaners are illegal immergrants and can't understand a word u r sayin anyway

[doolz]

er lol cant say ive smelt that many cleaners but all teh ones ive met didnt smell

in a cleaners defense
i did a spring clean today and fukkin got a blister on me hand from the mop
did whole house and sweated buckets
by the end i smelt like id been hod carrying all day lol

[blue jammer]

I was about to start one about cleaners, but you've beat me to it

The cleaners.

The cleaners where I work, in my opinion (and the other night staff here agree) don't do a very good job at all, they are very noisy often shouting to each other across the office, also have a tendancy (which has got a lot worse the past two weeks) of putting the bins on desks, which is far from hygenic, whilst they empty and re-bag them, or in most cases, just empty the bags leaving them in the bin. They slam the bins down on the floor and kick (not pick up with their hands) boxes up and down the office, mostly to where the team leader (me) sits, where they take delight in stamping on them whilst cackling manically and saying to each other "ohh that's a small box, or ohhh that's a big box" They hardly ever hoover, maybe once a week! This is getting less and less lately. I've seen the woman walk through the walkways down where the network cables are (between the end of the desks and windows) and got hold of one of the phone cables and stretched it above her head so she could walk under it!

I often cringe when I see her enter the office holding a bucket of water/cleaning liquid? Which seems almost to be overflowing and dump It down next to a PC, usually one of the servers in the office, or directly underneath the large screen LCD.

Feels like a cross between Fawlty Towers and The Hills Have Eyes

I will try and remember to bring my camera to work next shift and I'll get some snaps of them, as they really do look out of a film, and/or are retards.

The cleaners in my work are both 18 and are both absolutely gorgeous, in fact they are the only thing that is good about my job.
So cam, your wrong. Some cleaners are good

[cam]

We got a cleaner that age here, shes an ugly fucker though, guarenteed a screw if you go for it, but by the time youve drunk enough to see it as a possibility, youve lost the ability so youve shit out anyway