Givin blondes a bad name.......

[jenwah]

One word for ya........ClaireB!!!!

went to maximes last nite wit butty and claire drove us there (thanx again btw)

butty was gonna b late so we parked in the taxi bit till we could get bk out and get the car to the car park.

bout half an hour later, we persuaded the bouncers to let both of us come bk in after parkin it and got in the car!

claire turned the car round and i told her that the car park was on the right, so she turned right, onto the dual carriage way - THE WRONG WAY, facin the oncomin traffic!!!!!
took her a good few second to register me shoutin
"erm..... ur goin the wrong way!!!" and then decided to drive over the central reservation in the middle to get to the right side!!
then, she decided to get into a bus lane to turn right, but decided to to a u-turn in this lane when she was definitely not allowed to!!!!

anyway, we was laughin bout that, and we got bk and there was a queue. So we asked the bouncer (who had a good laugh at claire 1st, then told her it had been on the radio and all the bouncers in wigan knew what she did!!! ) if we would be allowed to q jump. he told us to go ask at the front door.
As we did, the owner of the club stopped her and said,
"listen, before u come in, could u take a few lessons bout the highway code please???" so she said "oh, did u see me do that too?" and he said " well, not only that, but u turned round on a one way street!!!"
the place we parked in the 1st place was a one way system and she turned round in front of the club!!!
They let us bk in though!!!

how to lose ur licence in 3 easy steps - By ClaireB

lol love ya chick!!!

[sirius]

Classic. That sounds just like somet what Id do! lol.


You cant beat a classic situation like that! How embarrassing that everyone knew about it though..........and that even more do now!!!!!!!!! lol.

Mental

Sirius.

[The Joker]

LOLOLOLOLOL she deffo gives not only blonds but women drivers a bad name

[jenwah]

i swear to God, bein there was funnier than anythin i could have explained!!

LOL, claire, i love ya to bits babe, but u a nutter!!!!!!!

[RetroAndy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Andy

Thats nothing, warren and Jimmy went last night and Warren had to drive home over all the cats eyes on the motorway, just so he knew he was going in a straight line

[Quey]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Why is that so beleivable?

[jenwah]

which one is believable????

both?? claire and the blond thing is jus too much for me to deal wit on a daily basis!!! LOL

[acestu]

Nice one Jen, sounds like it was more fun than the club, when i was readin it, it sounded like Butty on Mario Karts LOL......


L8r
Acestu

[ClaireB]

I wondered how long it would take you to put this post up Jen

All I have to say on the matter is I was the nights entertainment for you Butty and the rest of Wigan by the sound of it!

It was a right laugh !!

Good job there was no cars coming down the dual carriageway at the time

And yes Quey I know it is totally believable of me

[ClaireB]

Originally posted by easty
Thats nothing, warren and Jimmy went last night and Warren had to drive home over all the cats eyes on the motorway, just so he knew he was going in a straight line

I hope he hadnt bin drinkin and driving

[ClaireB]

Originally posted by jennyfromthebloc
One word for ya........ClaireB!!!!

went to maximes last nite wit butty and claire drove us there (thanx again btw)

butty was gonna b late so we parked in the taxi bit till we could get bk out and get the car to the car park.

bout half an hour later, we persuaded the bouncers to let both of us come bk in after parkin it and got in the car!

claire turned the car round and i told her that the car park was on the right, so she turned right, onto the dual carriage way - THE WRONG WAY, facin the oncomin traffic!!!!!
took her a good few second to register me shoutin
"erm..... ur goin the wrong way!!!" and then decided to drive over the central reservation in the middle to get to the right side!!
then, she decided to get into a bus lane to turn right, but decided to to a u-turn in this lane when she was definitely not allowed to!!!!

anyway, we was laughin bout that, and we got bk and there was a queue. So we asked the bouncer (who had a good laugh at claire 1st, then told her it had been on the radio and all the bouncers in wigan knew what she did!!! ) if we would be allowed to q jump. he told us to go ask at the front door.
As we did, the owner of the club stopped her and said,
"listen, before u come in, could u take a few lessons bout the highway code please???" so she said "oh, did u see me do that too?" and he said " well, not only that, but u turned round on a one way street!!!"
the place we parked in the 1st place was a one way system and she turned round in front of the club!!!
They let us bk in though!!!

how to lose ur licence in 3 easy steps - By ClaireB

lol love ya chick!!!

Hang on a second

U forgot the small point where you dared me to see how far I could drive along the motorway about 2-3 in the morning without my lights on .. Dont worry peeps I didnt drive very far !

[jenwah]

LOL well that jus would have been funny!!!!!!!

[ClaireB]

WHAT A SUPER NIGHT THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

YOU KNOW THE OTHER REASONS JEN