reasons to hate christmas !!!!

[bigtruck]

1st reason to hate christmas

is because u get cannon and ball doing daft adverts on telly and they really annoy !!!!!!!!!!

[sirius]

Cannon n ball are comedy gods. what you on about?


Another reason to hate Christmas is the constant pretence that we are all a devout religious nation - when the fact is its just commercialism and materialism gone mad and the truth is 90% of the population never see the inside of a church unless its a wedding or a funeral - which again is just pretence and the 'done thing'. Moreover, its always a crazy dash to buy presents which nobody really wanted anyway.

Another reason is 50 billion adverts for Barbie, and whatever plastic molded dross thats currently doing the rounds, 20 billion 'special edition' shows like 'Celebrity' HouseStyle Christmas special and the same goddam films thats been trotted out for the last 15 years or more like Indiana Jones and James Bond, not forgetting Mary Poppins and others.

Another one is the crazy Christmas card giving situation - where a hole forrest of paper is exchanged for two weeks then chucked in the bin, and the (women) who save them and write down who sent one and who didnt as a log for next years sending spree.

Another one is.......well.......perhaps Id better let somebody else join in, lol, I could be here for some time.....


Sirius.

[Amelie]

The refuge men dont come for weeks- when you have more rubbish then ever before

[Morpheus640]

lol @ sirius.....


u crack me up m8

class

[glazzy]

having to listen to that slade song again...over and over and over in every shop u go into to do xmas shopping!!!!

jayne x

[Amelie]

You have to both communicate and kiss bizarre family memebers all under one roof!

'Run away' in holy grail stylee........

[sirius]

Did I mention having to pretend you get on well with your extended relatives, even though you havent seen them since last boxing day and probably wont see or hear from them untill next year, where again, we all try and fit in a description of a years worth of activities whilst your HALF watching the ONLY film premier thats on all christmas? No?

Well how about having a turkey for christmas dinner, then turkey butties boxing day, then turkey and chips the day after, turkey salad the day after that, and turkey with an extra side portion of turkey until you vow you never wanna see a bloody turkey ever again.

Another one is (as Glazzy implied) that bloody non stop repeated christmas 'muzak' whilst thrasing around TJ Hughes with little sprogs just wandering aimlessly about infront of you (usually in tears cos they cant have a 150quid motorized Barbie jeep) and the staff who either look sincerely miserable or are so falsey 'happy' (under orders).

How about those FEKKIN christmas crackers - WHAT is the deal with those? You pull a cracker and a plastic piece of tatt falls out - ie a 2d plastic cat or a plastic santa - just what are you supposed to do with that? Play with it? Store it away as a treasure? Give it away? - no, just put the thing in the bloody bin cos its useless. What a waste of plastic. Then you get those paper hats.......

What about those........lol


Sirius.

[Amelie]

Fink Sirius has PMT!:p

[johns_ar]

lol sirius always goes on one

when u said the refuge men i thought u meant u didnt get refugees round your way for a while

another reason to hate xmas is cos its gay and a bloody swizz (specially if ur other half has got a family like an asian taxi driver!)

[butty]

have u heard u lot ya 'bah humbuggers'

i like chrimbo its a chance to get bladderd more than usual

[doolz]

apart from the fact its a religious(and most of us aint religius anymore) festival thats been taken over by crass comercialism

shops adverts etc rattling on about it in months b4 xmas
most pubs have there decorations up all ready
should be banned til 12 days b4 imo



anyway wonder what il get for.....



il get me coat

[Morpheus640]

Originally posted by butty
have u heard u lot ya 'bah humbuggers'

i like chrimbo its a chance to get bladderd more than usual

spoken like a true alcoholic lol

i personally hate it coz its the time i miss the old ex the most

*get the violins out"


but im quids in WAHEY !!!!!!

Neil

[pauly p]

having to go back the the town I grew up in and see everyone still stuck in their little timewarp just to say on boxing day "see you next year then"

[Konspiracy]

Originally posted by pauly p
having to go back the the town I grew up in and see everyone still stuck in their little timewarp just to say on boxing day "see you next year then"

Christmas Eve is like that back home for me. Every year I see the same faces who used to be sound. Every year I am reminded of when the drugs wore off you realised you never really had that much in common..

Apart from that, its alreet, i just get blarted

[glazzy]

Well how about having a turkey for christmas dinner, then turkey butties boxing day, then turkey and chips the day after, turkey salad the day after that, and turkey with an extra side portion of turkey until you vow you never wanna see a bloody turkey ever again.

never buy a whole turkey!!! buy a turkey crown!!

How about those FEKKIN christmas crackers - WHAT is the deal with those? You pull a cracker and a plastic piece of tatt falls out - ie a 2d plastic cat or a plastic santa - just what are you supposed to do with that? Play with it? Store it away as a treasure? Give it away? - no, just put the thing in the bloody bin cos its useless. What a waste of plastic. Then you get those paper hats.......

last year we had some quality(and cheap) crackers apart from some crap bits we got an ace set of screw drivers...little tiny ones that r perfect for taking the pc to bits...don't diss the christmas cracker

should be banned til 12 days b4 imo

i agree, the fun of xmas has gone by the middle of december cos it's been gettin shoved down ur throat for weeks and the novelty of mince pies have totally wore off too...i've already ate a box of mince pies
bring on christmas

jayne x