Whats your best ever bulshit line to get a bird ?

[Wolfy]

lol - 'You've got spanner eyes hun - cos whan I look at you me nuts go tight! Never used it I must add.......er, well not with any success anyway!? ahem.

or

'Nice outfit - would look better on my bedroom floor though'

or the all time fav that normally gets a laugh...

Lean over and look at the label of the target ladies shirt, jumper, t-shirt etc etc and say - 'Yeah thought so.....'Made in heaven'