Dont ask me how I stumbled across this , but its got everything in it you wont find in the standard dictionary and more.
Urban Dictionary, October 7: ricist
gonad :- Balls, Scrotum, Nuts, Bizalls, Jiz Bag, giggleberries, yogurt factory, nads, kahonies, ka-chachkas
macturbate :- to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product
*Once Mike gets the new iPhone he's going to macturbate for a week straight.
glutard :- One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.