jack dee

[woody]

watched his vid the other night............funny as fook...
never really been a fan of him till now

check it out its defo worth a viewin

anyone recomend any other decent stand up vids?

[Biggie]

Peter Kay at the tower Blackpool(I think thats what it's called)

If you like pheonix Nights your love this

[fugjostle]

The Peter Kay stand up is much funnier than Pheonix Nights... deffo a good purchase. Get it on DVD and enjoy the teletext menu and outakes and interview

Others I would highly recommend are:

Denis Leary - "No Cure For Cancer"
Bill Hicks - "Revelations", "Relentless" and "Totally Bill Hicks" (which is 'Revelations' and a documentry about him (cause he's dead now)).

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[fugjostle]

Thought I'd throw you some of my fav Bill Hicks quotes..

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated.... Lie. When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well, you just realise, it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."


"Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blowjobs? See a lot of guys on dates got their fingers crossed here tonight... "Answer him, honey, go ahead. Let's hear how you feel about this right now." A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage. "

and a couple of Denis Leary ones (he kinda rips off Bill Hicks tho):

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."

"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."

"Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

[woody]

i'm gonna get myself down to blockbuster in a bit see if they've got owt in there....i've seen peter kay on a few stand up progs on telly he's hilarious.....

isnt it Bill Hicks that is featured on human traffic?? just before he goes out..... i'm sure it is.......

[pacman]

Jack Dee is funny as fek, imo by far the best stand up. LMFAO are that fukker.

[Biggie]

isnt it Bill Hicks that is featured on human traffic??

Your right it is bill hicks

Think you'll be lucky if you can find Bill Hicks at blockbuster tho

Let us know who you end up watching

[woody]

blockbuster got binned as far too much effort lol
just gonna search the web for somethin to download on buttys adsl line!!!

anyone any ideas as to where i can find owt on him?

if i can i'm sure butty will let peeps get it off him too