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T.C
16th June 2009, 06:05 PM
Well, I think so anyway :D

T.C
16th June 2009, 06:08 PM
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T.C
16th June 2009, 06:17 PM
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Jiglo
16th June 2009, 06:41 PM
LOL there's a few new ones there that I haven't seen before:thumbsup: :D

looloo05
16th June 2009, 08:16 PM
pmsl!!! just sat here chokin on my vimto!! love it!:thumbsup:

T.C
1st July 2009, 07:35 PM
some more....

T.C
11th July 2009, 12:54 PM
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T.C
11th July 2009, 08:46 PM
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teagy
15th July 2009, 02:36 PM
very good pmsl :thumbsup:

Sheikh Yerbouti
16th July 2009, 07:25 AM
hehe 'happy plane' is ace! :D

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T.C
8th October 2009, 01:09 PM
some more....:D

T.C
8th October 2009, 01:12 PM
and more......

Pieman
8th October 2009, 03:56 PM
Essex :rofl::rofl:

MANC
8th October 2009, 04:54 PM
nice one tc:D :thumbsup:

Northern Star
8th October 2009, 05:46 PM
hahaha loving the how do u get that backwards 'b' one :rofl: fool :P

T.C
21st November 2009, 10:58 AM
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sonson71
30th November 2009, 09:25 AM
a joke to share with U
:he she: The Bachelor and his Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,:turn:
whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,
'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today." :wave:

elvisontour
1st December 2009, 02:40 AM
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.http://forward.legendpress.co.uk/.a/6a00e54f0e675e883401053658a477970c-500wi

U31
1st December 2009, 09:17 AM
Brill Dean!:thumbsup:

elvisontour
6th December 2009, 09:25 AM
dontcha just love crimbo hahaha

jim808
6th December 2009, 06:30 PM
the gal in the loo with the big shyte is a beauty...

alakazam
19th February 2010, 05:07 PM
Splendid .

U31
20th February 2010, 01:09 AM
Finno?
Is dat you der laaaa?






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