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lee laaaa
17th May 2009, 03:46 PM
An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!'
She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy !'

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus !!

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?'
Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'

glenn
18th May 2009, 08:41 AM
An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!'
She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy !'

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus !!

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?'
Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'

good n's:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :D

pleasuredrom2
18th May 2009, 08:52 AM
superb! :D :D :D

U31
19th May 2009, 06:49 PM
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lee laaaa
19th May 2009, 07:00 PM
:rofl: yup that i am dave but considering that my 2nd name is finnegan then that would be outta myself laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :thumbsup:

Buzz
19th May 2009, 07:08 PM
Crackers mate loved them :thumbsup:

melaniex2
12th June 2009, 08:57 AM
An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!'
She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy !'

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus !!

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?'
Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'

:mad: lol very good!