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Phil
18th July 2002, 06:37 PM
A burglar breaks into this house and he comes into a room with no lights on.

He walks into the middle of the room and he suddenly here's this voice "Jesus is watching you" he turns round and in a dark corner of the room he sees a parrot and so he goes across to it.

The parrot says again "Jesus is watching you".

The burglar looks at the parrot funnily and then asks "What's your name?" to which the parrot replied "Clarence"

The burglar then says, "That's a stupid name for a parrot, which idiot called you that?"

The parrot replied, "The same idiot that called the rotweiler JESUS"

The Joker
18th July 2002, 09:28 PM
HAHAHAHA shud have listened shudn't he!!! :o :o :o :o