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18th July 2002, 06:15 PM
Little ten-year-old Johnny goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner.

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Johnny who shouts out, "Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f*****g the cow!"

Uncle John is highly embarrassed by his nephew's language and, taking young Johnny aside, explains that a certain amount of decorum is required.

"You should have said, 'The bull is surprising the cow' - not some filth that you've picked up in the playground," he says.

A few days later, Johnny comes in again as his aunt and uncle are entertaining. "Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!" The adults share a knowing grin.

Uncle John says, "Thank you, Johnny, but surely you meant to say the cow, not cows. A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time, you know…"

"Yes, he can!" replies his obstinate nephew. "He's f*****g the horse!"

The Joker
18th July 2002, 09:19 PM
PMSL noice 1!!!!!