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flange
12th July 2002, 10:26 PM
Brian and Sarah are staying in a hotel and after a romantic evening
Wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settle down,Brian leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy doops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nighty-nighty yet."
Sarah takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom
first."

So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet
And lands flat on her face.
Brian jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone, "Oh my precious little honey bunny, is your noseywosey awl righty?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex
For hours.

Afterwards, Sarah goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Brian looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."

The Joker
13th July 2002, 11:14 AM
Typical :p :p :p :p :p :p