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11th July 2002, 09:22 AM
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| Crap humour Thought I would start a bit of a sad joke corner, the crapper (!) the better .... Anyway here's my effort. What's red and stands in the corner ........ A naughty Strawberry
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#2
11th July 2002, 09:26 AM
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| lol we did an hour set of these the other day at tonksis, cat and m jaxx came out with some blinders but obviously i can't remember any.. my old fave is Q. Whats red and invisible? A. No tomatoes 
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11th July 2002, 12:43 PM
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| Here's no 2 Q How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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11th July 2002, 01:21 PM
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| Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer A. Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers. Sorreeeeeee
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12th July 2002, 02:04 AM
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| Q: whats green and brown and will kill you if it falls out of the tree your under? A: a snooker table 
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