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Old 23rd July 2008, 10:30 PM
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Leroys homework assignment

This is Leroy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment They gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel.”

9. Undermine - Dey’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me To the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, “Do you plan on stain for dinner?”

13. Fortify - I axed dis ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

15. Omelette - “I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.”

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