Helicopter Ride

[norriss]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."


Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
quid,and fifty quid is fifty quid."


One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance."

To this, Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty quid, and
fifty quid is fifty quid."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire
ride and not say a word, I won't charge you!
But if you say one word, it's fifty quid."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but ...

... you know ...

...fifty quid is fifty quid."

[Kate.S]

Ha ha, nice one

[italooldskool]

pmsl m8, nice 1