View Full Version : Saving the President

The Joker
20th May 2002, 11:45 AM
President Clinton is jogging with his Secret Service Detail, when he passes a pretty young thing on a bridge. As he looks back to get a good look, he jogs right off the edge of the bridge and into the water. Before his detail can react, three children in the water pull the sputtering President Clinton to safety.

"You children saved my life! How can I ever repay you?

The first child pops up. "I would really like a horse."

President Clinton thinks a moment. "Well, I have one on my farm in Arkansas. I'll have them fly it out for you."

The second child speaks up. "Gee, I'd like to go to Disney World!"

"I'll have Air Force One fly your whole family," the President says.

The third child thinks for a moment and says: "I need one of those motorized wheelchairs, one with a built in television and a game boy!"

The President looks puzzled. "But, you don't look handicapped to me?"

The third child replies: "I will be when my dad finds out who I saved!"