View Full Version : quick joke !

22nd March 2007, 02:57 PM
A man and a woman are on holiday in Jamica
they decide to go out shopping, they pass by a small shop that sells sandals

They hear the shop owner shout out .."You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals
make you a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in
and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over
table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming:
got dem on de wrong feet"!

23rd March 2007, 02:37 PM