View Full Version : The Birds and The ....Spiders?

The Joker
30th April 2002, 09:43 PM
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

"Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in OUR garden!"

30th April 2002, 10:13 PM
aahhhh the poor daddy long legs:(

i don't like 'em though i usually get the dog to eat them

jayne x

The Joker
30th April 2002, 10:33 PM
That sounds like the best way 2 deal with em!!!

1st May 2002, 03:27 PM
ha ha proper lil madam:D