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5th January 2007, 04:17 PM
Q What do Geraint Jones & Michael Jackson have in common ?

A They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q What is the height of optimism?

A An English batsman applying sunscreen

Q What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket ?

A A bat

Q What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

A An allrounder

Q What advantage do Kevin Petersen, Andrew Strauss & Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?

A At least they can say that they’re not really English

Q What is the English version of a hat-trick?

A Three runs in three balls

Q What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

A A bowler

Q What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?

A The walk back to the pavilion

Q Who has the easiest job in the English squad?

A The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats

Q What does “Ashes” stand for?

A Another Sad Horrific English Series

Q What’s the English version of LBW?

A Lost, Beaten & Walloped

Q Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?

A The person who irons the cricket whites ……..

5th January 2007, 04:25 PM
I'll prolly find these funny in another 6 months when i get over how angry n pissed off i am at the minute:@ :@ :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

6th January 2007, 04:30 AM
Hilarious OKD....:(