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the_ColaBoy
26th October 2006, 11:01 AM
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
Him, "Have you been in the forces?"

"Yes" he says "I have done two tours in Iraq."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward
Employment" and then asks"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100%... A mortar shell blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The
Hours are from 8:00 AM. To 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come
in at 10:00 AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. To 4:00
PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "

"This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two
Hours we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you
coming in for that."

Danny C
27th October 2006, 10:39 AM
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
Him, "Have you been in the forces?"

"Yes" he says "I have done two tours in Iraq."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward
Employment" and then asks"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100%... A mortar shell blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The
Hours are from 8:00 AM. To 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come
in at 10:00 AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. To 4:00
PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "

"This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two
Hours we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you
coming in for that."



This is far too close to the bone for my liking!!! :cops:

Vickles
27th October 2006, 11:22 AM
This is far too close to the bone for my liking!!! :cops:

Ha ha :condom: :dummy:

Danny C
27th October 2006, 12:16 PM
Ha ha :condom: :dummy:

can I just say, if I start at 10, thats due to flexi time and not cos I'm sitting around lol - honest :|

The Joker
27th October 2006, 12:41 PM
can I just say, if I start at 10, thats due to flexi time and not cos I'm sitting around lol - honest :|

LOL that's what they call it in the 21st centurary is it :P :P :P